AND FORGET ABOUT IT IF YOU'RE
ELDERLY.
WE HATE OLD PEOPLE IN THIS
COUNTRY.
WE ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL TO OLD
PEOPLE IT IS SHAMEFUL.
THIS REPUBLICAN MEDICAL BILL
HAS 73 DIFFERENT DRUG PLANS
FOR OLD PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT.
MY MOM IS 83 AND TAKES 50 PILLS
A DAY.
SHE TAKES ONE PILL SO THE OTHER
49 PILLS DON'T RUN RIGHT
THROUGH HER!
HOW THE HELL IS SHE SUPPOSED
TO FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THESE
73 PLANS IS GOOD FOR HER?
WELL, I'LL TELL YA!
GEORGE BUSH SAYS, "YA KNOW WHAT?
HERE'S THE BEST WAY TO DO IT.
YOU JUST NAVIGATE OUR MEDICARE
WEBSITE."
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
THE HEART ATTACK ALONE WOULD
BE LIKE 50 PERCENT.
SO THEY WOULD BE, BE MUCH
EASIER FOR HIM.
BUT IT'S CRAZY, OLD PEOPLE
CANNOT FIND WEBSITES.
AND IT'S NOT LIKE HERE'S THE
MEDICARE WEBSITE, HAVE AT IT,
IT'S EASY.
IT'S LIKE, www.medicare.
I'll.give.you.a.minute.
to.get.your.glasses.SLASH
generic.drugs.will.surely
cause.dementia.SLASH
lets.be.honest.heroin.
would.be.cheaper.and.release.
you.from.that.prison.
of.a.body.you're.in.gov.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THIS GOVERNMENT IS FORCING
OLD PEOPLE TO PILE INTO BUSES
IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT TO
ILLEGALLY BUY DRUGS IN CANADA.
AND THERE'S ASHCROFT AT THE
BORDER, ROUNDING THEM UP,
FILLING PRISON YARDS WITH
ANGRY ELDERLY PEOPLE SCREAMING,
"PLAVICA, PLAVICA, PLAVICA!"
[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]
MAN, THESE PHARMACEUTICAL
COMPANIES ARE SUCH GREEDY PIGS,
I AM SURPRISED THAT WITH
EACH REFILL OF PRILOSEC,
THEY'RE NOT DOLING OUT A COUPON
FOR A FREE BLOOMIN' ONION.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]