Rich Dicks - Car Trouble

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 02/27/2013
  • Views: 60,281

After a night of wild partying, the Rich Dicks have trouble finding and driving their car. (1:57)

- NIGHT, RICO.SEE YOU TOMORROW, BUDDY.

- YOU'RE THE BEST.BYE, STASI, BYE, CHESKA.

UGH. WHERE'S THE CAR?

JUST PRESS IT.IT'LL BOOP-BOOP IT.

- I PARKED IT RIGHT HERE,REMEMBER?

I WAS LIKE, "LOOK AT THATCASH MONEY SPOT WE GOT."

- I WANT TO BE HOMEIN BED GRINDING MY TEETH.

- OH. WENDELLS,OUR CAR GOT TOWED.

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?GO DOWNTOWN AND RETRIEVE IT?

- WOULDN'T IT BE EASIERJUST TO BUY A NEW ONE?

- ♪ MONEY, BIG MONEY,BIG DOUGH ♪

[tires squealing]

[crash, car horn blaring]

- [groans]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DRIVEWITH YOUR KNEES?

- I WAS TAKING A BONG HIT,YOU IDIOT.

- UGH. YOU'RE BUYINGTHE NEXT CAR.

- DON'T BE SUCH A JEW,ASPEN.

- I'M ONLY HALF-JEWISH,WENDY!

- WHATEVER!- OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

- WE'RE FINE.THIS HAPPENS, LIKE...

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU'RE GOING BACK INSIDE,

CAN YOU JUST GET ME SOMEFRESH, CLEAN BOXERS?

I THINK I MADE A BOOM-BOOMIN MY PANTS.

- I AM CALLINGTHE POLICE.

- NO, NO!- NO, NO, NO, NO!

LET ME SEE THAT.- NO POLICIA.

- NO, NO, NO, NO.NO POLICE.

- NO POLICIA.ALCOHOLICO, ALCOHOLICO!

- GIVE HER MONEY,GIVE HER MONEY.

- 20, 40...- THANK YOU.

- 60...[retches]- AH!

- OH, NO, OLD FAITHFUL.

UGH! OH, MAN.- OKAY.

- I ACTUALLY FEEL, LIKE,A LOT BETTER.

- WELL, YOU GUYSARE DISGUSTING PEOPLE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT EVERYONEHAD A LITTLE BIT OF GOOD

IN THEM, BUT...I DON'T SEE IT WITH YOU.

[touching music]

- OH, MY GOD.UNDIGESTED VICODINS.

- OH!- ARE YOU JOKING ME?

- I GUESS I DID HAVE, LIKE,A LITTLE BIT OF GOOD IN ME.

- [laughing] ASPEN, MAN!OKAY.

- WE'RE VERY SORRY.- SERIOUSLY.

- WE WOULD LIKE YOUTO HAVE OUR CAR.

IT'S, LIKE,A 2000 WHATEVER YEAR WE'RE IN.

AND, LIKE, TOTALLY ENJOY IT.YOU'RE AWESOME.

- IT'S GREAT.YOU'RE THE BEST.

- I DIDN'TLIKE THAT CAR ANYWAY.

IT HAD, LIKE,TOO MANY BUTTONS ON IT.

- DEFINITELY.[underwear snaps loudly]

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