The Right to Get High

  • Season 4 , Ep 9
  • 03/19/2014
  • Views: 17,678

Alice confronts the guys when they start using their new weed prescriptions to justify blazing on the job. (1:25)

- HO!OOH, MAMA.

LEGAL WEED IS AWESOME.MM.

- HAVE YOU THREELOST YOUR MINDS?

- BUH-BAM![laughs]

- WHOA.

- IT'S OUR LEGAL RIGHTTO SMOKE WEED ON THE JOB,

'CAUSE, UH, I GET MIGRAINES.

- I HAVE--WHAT DO I--I HAVE TROUBLE SWEE--

I HAVE TROUBLE SWEEPING.

- AND I HAVE AIDS.HEARD OF IT?

- OKAY, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVEA DOCTOR'S PERMISSION

TO SMOKE MARIJUANA

DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN DO ITON THE JOB.

PUT THOSE OUT NOW!

- THIS JOB IS DUMB.THIS IS STUPID.

YOU CAN SMOKE AT, LIKE, A TONOF OTHER JOBS IN CALIFORNIA.

- NO, YOU CAN'T.- YEAH, YOU CAN.

OUR GARBAGE MAN SMOKES WEED.

- YEP.- THAT'S TRUE.

- AT KARL'S JOB,YOU CAN SMOKE WEED.

- WE SHOULD JUST QUIT THIS DUMBJOB AND WORK FOR KARL, MAN.

- YEAH, THAT'S, LIKE,A GREAT IDEA.

WE COULD, LIKE, EAT BURRITOSALL DAY, SMOKE WEED ALL DAY.

THAT'S, LIKE, MY TWO FAVORITETHINGS--THAT AND MASTURBATING.

IF I COULD DO THAT AT A JOB,WE COULD ALSO MAYBE GET A JOB

AT A SPERM BANK.

- YOU DO MASTURBATE HERE.

I KNOW.WE BOTH DO.

- I'VE NEVER JACKED OFF HERE.

- OH, MY GOD,WHAT IS HAPPENING?

- ALICE, BABY,HERE'S THE DEAL.

I GUESS WHAT WE'RE SAYING IS YOUEITHER LET US SMOKE WEED,

WHICH IT'S OUR RIGHT TO DO...

- LEGALLY.- OR IT'S BYE-BYE, TELAMERICORP.

WE'RE OUT THE DOOR.

- GOOD-BYE. BYE-BYE.- OKAY?

- WORK HERE OR DON'T, 'CAUSEIT'S NO SWEAT OFF MY BALLS.

- [laughs]OKAY. OKAY.

YOU DON'T THINK WE'LL QUIT?

SAY WE WON'T.- YOU WON'T.

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