Albert's Rehabilitation

  • Season 1 , Ep 14
  • 11/17/2010
  • Views: 24,947

Mark takes Albert the manbird to Vic Camenetti to see if he can find his father. (1:56)

YOU CALL THAT A CAMEL TOE?

PUT YOUR CHEEKS INTO IT!

- MR. CAMINETTI, HI.

GRIMES TOLD MEYOU MIGHT BE ABLE

TO HELP ME FINDALBERT'S FATHER.

- [vomits]

- VOMIT, CLASSIC.

MANBIRDS USE97% OF THEIR BRAIN CAPACITY

WITHIN THE FIRST 48 HOURSOF LIFE.

SO BASICALLY,YOU RUINED THE BUTT-SCAB

AS SOON AS YOU TAUGHT HIMTO SING.

- MAYBE I COULD TEACH HIMTO SPEAK MANBIRD.

- MANBIRDIS THE MOST DIFFICULT

AND LEAST POPULAR LANGUAGEON THE PLANET.

THERE'S OVER 500 VARIATIONSOF THIS PHRASE ALONE.

SAY IT LOUD.SAY IT PROUD.

- [hisses]SUCK MY BALLS.

AH!

- YOU JUST CALLED MY FATHERA COWARD.

- SUCK MY...BALLS!

- NOW YOU'RE ASKINGFOR SALAD.

YOU'LL COMEEIGHT TIMES A WEEK

FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS,

TWICE ON SUNDAYS.

GONNA BEA LOT OF THROAT WORK.

FEEL THE WAYMY LARYNX VIBRATES.

SUCK MY BALLS!

SUCK MY BALLS!

SUCK MY BALLS!

FEEL THAT?

- OOH, YEAH,A LOT OF RESONANCE THERE.

CAN YOU JUST EXCUSE MEFOR ONE QUICK SECOND?

OKAY, ALBERT,

THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOINGBACK INTO THAT MAN'S APARTMENT,

SO I'M GOING TO ASK YOUTO LISTEN TO TRACK 35

ON MY RECENTLY PURCHASEDPLAYLIST.

- ♪ BORN FREE

♪ AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS

- STILL FIGHTINGA FLATNESS ISSUE

ON THE BREAKS,

BUT YOUR PHRASINGIS COMING ALONG VERY NICELY.

- ♪ FOLLOW YOUR HEART

[sweet lullaby music]

- [whimpering]

YOU FLY FREE,LITTLE MANBIRD.

[wings fluttering]

- OH!

[groans]

- THAT'S TROUBLE.

- YOU THREW HIMOFF THE ROOF?

I THOUGHT YOU WEREA SOCIAL WORKER!

- HE LOOKED READY.

CLEARLY, HE WASN'T.

[cymbals crashing]

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