Dave Attell - Michael Bolton

Pulp Comics: Dave Attell Season 1, Ep 0103 05/27/1997 Views: 4,280

Michael Bolton is too damn sensitive. (0:42)

Music, everybody likes music.

Who doesn't, right?

What do you think of that,

Michael Bolton?

What do you think of her?

Do you like her?

She's not that good.

That guy is too [...]damn

sensitive, all right?

I'm telling you.

Mm-hmm.

And I'm an East Coast gangster.

But I'm telling you, that guy is

too sensitive.

I listened to a Michael Bolton

tape, I got my period.

I don't know how it happened.

But I was bloated and moody,

cranky, eating Yoplaits,

watching my story.

I had a dream I was trapped in

an elevator with Michael Bolton,

Kenny G, and Yanni.

And I had a gun with one bullet.

Now, what do you do?

I blew my head off.

That's what I did, because

[imitates sax music].

Sorry.