Tony Rock - Fat Tommy

  • Season 14 , Ep 1
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 15,924

Tony Rock advises weed smokers to get high with their fat friends -- the fatter the better. (2:35)

AND HERE'S A TIP FOR ALLTHE WEED SMOKERS IN THE ROOM.

IF YOU'RE GONNA SMOKE, ALWAYSSMOKE WITH YOUR FAT FRIENDS.

YES, THE FATTER, THE BETTER.

'CAUSE YOUR FAT FRIENDSWILL TAKE THE MUNCHIES

TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL.

YOUR FAT FRIENDS ARE LIKE,"DAMN POTATO CHIPS."

[ INHALES ]

"I'M-A GO BAKE A CAKE."

YES!

YES, FAT TOMMY! YES!

FAT TOMMY TO THE RESCUE. YES.

SOME FAT DUDEIN YOUR KITCHEN, LIKE...

BUT HE HIGH, SO HE EATINGALL THE CAKE AT THE SAME TIME.

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"STOP EATING THE CAKE,FAT TOMMY!

"START OUT WITH A CAKE,

END UP WITH A MUFFIN,MESSING AROUND WITH YOU."

[ SCATTERED LAUGHS ]

YOU SEE, YOU ALWAYS GOT TO GIVETHAT JOKE A FEW SECONDS...

SO THE HIGH PEOPLE CAN CATCH UP.

YOU HEAR THE LATE LAUGHS?THAT'S THE HIGH PEOPLE.

THEY DON'T HEAR THE JOKEAS QUICKLY AS EVERYBODY ELSE.

LIKE YOU GUYS HEAR ITAS SOON AS I SAY IT.

THE HIGH PEOPLE HEAR ITA LITTLE BIT SLOWER.

THEY HEAR THE JOKEIN SLOW MOTION.

SO THE HIGH PEOPLE IN THE ROOM,THE JOKE SOUNDED LIKE THIS --

[ Slowed-down voice ] "FAT TOMMYHAD THE CAKE LIKE THIS."

"STOP EATING THE CAKE,FAT TOMMY."

"END UP WITH A MUFFIN,MESSING AROUND WITH YOU."

HA HA HA HA.

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"FAT TOMMY."

"THIS DUDE'S HILARIOUS."

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