Cyber Tom Green

  • Season 3, Ep 20
  • 03/20/2013
  • Views: 6,094

Alice's secret weapon tries to destroy the guys before they can destroy T.I.N.A. (2:54)

- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, STRETCH.

[beep][energy shimmering]

all: WHOA!- OH, MY GOD!

- TOM GREEN!WOW, REALLY BIG FAN.

REALLY BIG FAN.- I'M A HUGE FAN.

- [metallic voice]MY BUM IS ON THE CHEESE.

MY BUM IS ON THE CHEESE.- CYBER TOM GREEN,

THAT'S--THAT'S AWESOME,BUT YOU NEED TO SHUT IT DOWN.

- YEAH.- BECAUSE SOON ENOUGH,

THE CYBORGS,THEY'RE GONNA COME FOR YOU.

- THESE MACHINESWOULD DIE FOR ME,

BECAUSE THEY NEED METO SURVIVE.

OH, WHAT, DO YOU HAVEA PROBLEM WITH THAT?

[scoffs]KILL THEM ALREADY.

[energy humming]

all: OH!

- SWEDISH?- SOMETHING HAPPENED.

THE MACHINES!THEY'RE TAKING OVER!

- NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?- THE KEY CARD!

WE'VE GOTTA GETTO THE MAINFRAME!

[grunts]SCREW IT!

- POOR ALICE,SHE'S NEVER GONNA BANG ME.

- DADDY, WOULD YOU LIKESOME SAUSAGE?

DADDY, WOULD YOU LIKESOME SAUSAGES?

DADDY, WOULD YOU LIKESOME SAUSAGE?

[all screaming]

DADDY, WOULD YOU LIKESOME SAUSAGES?

SAUSAGES! SAUSAGES!

- GET IN AND BARRICADE THE DOOR!BARRICADE THE DOOR!

[all shouting, panting]

- 'SUP, TINA?YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE COMPUTER.

OH, I'M GONNA DRAIN YOU.

I'M GONNA DRAIN YOU GOOD.

[screams]- COME ON!

SHUT HER DOWN, DEMAMP!- THERE IT IS!

- WE CAN'T HOLD HIM MUCH LONGER!

- I'M TRYING!IT'S MUCH HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!

- ALL RIGHT, WELL--TRY A "COME HITHER" MOTION.

- OH, I'M "HITHERING."OH, I'M "HITHERING," BABY!

- "HITHER" HARDER!

- COME ON!YOU COME FOR ME!

[energy hisses]both: OH!

- OH, MY GOD.- OKAY.

- PLEASE, NOT MY FACE!

- UH, SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.- SOMETHING GOOD?

- SOMETHING...BEAUTIFUL!

[screams]

[epic music]

- OH!

- [screams]

OH, COME ON!OH, OH, OH.

[panting]

- HEY, UH, IT'S--IT'S WAY OVER.

- YEAH?- YEAH, IT'S--

- YEAH, WE DID IT?- YEAH.

- YOU GOT HIM.- [laughs]

- OH, NO!OH, MY GOD!

WE KILLED MY HERO.

- [screams][all screaming]

- JEEZ!

- WHERE AM I?

I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.- WELL, UH...

WELL, YOU WERE A ROBOT...- YEAH.

- AND THEN NOW YOU'RE--

YOU'RE JUST NORMAL-ASSTOM GREEN,

WHICH IS PRETTY COOL.- CYBORG.

- YEAH, AND ACTUALLY...

WE ARE YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS.

SO...- YEP.

- LIKE, YOUR BEST FRIENDS.- WELCOME BACK.

- YEAH.- WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?

- THANKS, GUYS.- YEAH, WE DO WHAT WE HAVE TO.

- THANKS, GUYS.- HEY! THEY'RE OKAY!

- UH-HUH.- [laughs]

- OH, MY GOD.WE'RE HEROES!

- WELL, UH, I DON'T KNOWABOUT THAT.

WE--WE KILLED BILL, ACTUALLY.- YES.

VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT.I DID KILL BILL.

- MURDERED.- THAT WAS MY BAD.

I MURDERED HIM.I ACTUALLY HOPE

HE'S BANGING ALICE'S DEAD BODYIN THE AFTERLIFE.

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