The Law

Season 2 , Ep 2 10/10/07 Views: 8,458

Steve and Brian clash over The Game of Life, and Sarah visits Doug in custody. (2:35)

WHAT CAN I GET YA?

I'LL JUST HAVEA MAMA CELESTE PIZZA FOR ONE.

GOT IT.

OH, AND THE PEOPLEAT THE NEXT TABLE WOULD LIKE

TO NOT BUY YOU A DRINK.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING.

YOU'RE WEIRD.

OH, SAID THE WOMANWHO LICKED HER DOG'S ASS.

[clicks and whirrs]

AH-HA! THE GAME OF LIFE!

ARE YOU GONNA SAY THATEVERY TIME YOU SPIN?

[laughs]

GET MARRIED!

OOH.HEY.

CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY.

[hums wedding march]

SHOULDN'T YOU BE HANDING MEA PINK PIECE?

WHY?

WELL, BECAUSE I'M NOT MARRYINGA MAN.

I'M MARRYING A WOMAN.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I CAN'T MARRY A MAN.IT'S ILLEGAL.

UH, IT'S JUST A GAME.

YEAH, THE GAME OF LIFE.

AND IN LIFEIT IS ILLEGAL

FOR TWO GUYSTO GET MARRIED.

OKAY, AND YOU BELIEVEIN THIS LAW SO STRONGLY,

THAT YOU'RE NOT WILLINGTO BREAK IT IN A BOARD GAME.

IT'S A LAW, STEVE.

[bars rattle]

♪ SUPPER TIME IN THE HOLE

♪ SUPPER TIME IN THE HOLE

♪ I SHAME MY FAMILY

♪ SHAME MY HOME ♪ TELL ME, SISTER, TELL ME

♪ SUPPER TIME ♪ TELL ME, SISTER, TELL ME

[gasps]

YOU'VE GOTTHREE MINUTES.

HEY.

WHY IS HEWEARING UNDERPANTS?

FOR HIS OWN SAFETY.YOUR THREE MINUTES HAVE STARTED.

HEY, BUDDY.

PET HIGHER,PLEASE.

YOU NEED TO REFRAINFROM TOUCHING HIM

IN HIS COVERED AREA.

HELLO, DOUG.IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

YOU LOOK FIT.

ARE THEY TREATING YOU WELL?

WE'RE TREATING HIM JUST FINE.

I WAS TALKINGTO DOUG!

I'M SORRYFOR WHAT I DID, DOUG.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

I'M SURE THERE'SA LOVING FAMILY JUST LOOKING

FOR A 13-YEAR-OLDCHIHUAHUA-PUG MIX

WITH A HISTORY OF SEXUAL ABUSE.

[sniffling]

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