Behind the Scenes of the Trump Campaign

November 3, 2016 - Common 11/03/2016 Views: 64,235

Trevor reveals why Donald Trump's speeches sound like they were written by a temperamental child. (3:18)

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Now... now, regardless of whowins the election next week,

whether it be Hillary Clintonor a rape-y can of Fanta,

one of them will needto start the process

of forming an administration--you know, assembling a team

to help them executetheir vision for the country.

Now, generally,a lot of those people

have already been part ofthe candidate's campaign staff.

They've been workingwith them already,

and they just transitioninto the White House.

But who are they, specifically?

What is the role that they playday to day in the process?

For months, The Daily Show has requested

behind-the-scenes accessfrom both campaigns,

yet only one teamfinally granted us access.

And I know,I couldn't believe it, either.

So tonight we bring youan exclusive inside look

at one of the most influentialmembers of Team Trump.

(horns honking)

(phone rings)

(man speaking indistinctly)

JERRY BAXTER: So, uh, for the first few months

of the campaign, we really struggled

to find a speechwriter,but then, uh,

Mr. Trump found a young man whoperfectly captured his voice.

Canada, Mexico,of course, China.

What do you thinkabout trade, Warren?

We are not gonna bethe stupid people anymore.

We're gonna be the really,really smart people.

That's, uh, that's great.

TRUMP: So, we're gonna make great trade deals.

We're not gonna bethe stupid people anymore.

We're gonna be the really,really smart people.

Yeah, no, no, I realize that.

I know he'sabout to go on stage.

but he's got to say somethingabout Carrier bringing

their air conditioning plantdown to Mexico.

It's 2,100 jobs-- it's ourbread and butter. Hold on.

Hey, Warren, did you hearthe news about Carrier?

No! Leave!

Take numbers! Do numbers!

-You get that? -TRUMP: We're not gonna let Carrier leave.

We're gonna take numbers,we're gonna do numbers.

WARREN:Win with economy!

Win with military!

Win with health care!

So much winning.

Tired of winning.

No! Never tired of winning!

Win more! Win more!

TRUMP: ...we're gonna win with the economy.

We're gonna win with military.

We're gonna winwith health care.

We're gonna win so much, youmay even get tired of winning!

We have to win more!We're gonna win more!

BAXTER: The great thing about Warren is

he doesn't pull any punches--he's actually responsible

for someof the most stinging attacks

of the primary campaign.

It's Rubio!

It's Rubio!

(crowd shouting)

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BAXTER: Warren is like any other red-blooded,

patriotic American.

He just wantsto make America great again.

-He wants...-I want chicken fingers.

And chicken fingers.


(cheering, applause)

Go out and vote.