#HashtagWars - #SexyPolitics

Wednesday, January 18, 2017 01/18/2017 Views: 229

In anticipation of Donald Trump's sensual inauguration festivities, Erin Gibson, Bryan Safi and Judah Friedlander give the government a steamy makeover. (1:49)

And now it is time to roll intonight's #HashtagWars.

(cheering, whistling)

This Friday Donald Trumpwill put his hand on a Bible

and be quickly sworn inas president

before the book startsto burn his skin.

(laughter)

All we knowabout the festivities so far

is that his event planneris saying it will have

a, quote, "soft sensuality"befitting the occasion.

Which to me impliesTrump getting a lap dance

in FDR's wheelchair.

-So...-(laughter, groans)

so we're gonna...But he's not using it!

He's not using it!

So we're gonna get America ready

for thissure-to-be-titillating event

with a bit of foreplayper tonight's hashtag,

#SexyPolitics.

Examples might be--Sexual congress,

and... if your election lastslonger than four hours

please consult a physician.

-(laughter)-Uh, in 60 seconds, and begin.

-Judah Friedlander.-Mr. Gorbachev,

tear off them pants.

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-Gibson.-Congressional cuckus.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Bryan.-BJFK.

-Points.-(laughter)

-(applause)-Erin Gibson.

-SCROTUS.-Yes, points.

-Judah.-Foreskin and seven years ago.

-Yes, very good. Points.-(laughter)

-Safi.-HJFK.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

Oh, JFK's gettinga lot of action--

just like in the old days.

-Judah.-Filibust a nut.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

(applause)

-Gibson.-Mike Pence-etration.

-Yes, points.-(laughter, applause)

-Bryan Safi.-Mitch McAnal.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Judah.-Cabinet position.

-Yeah, perfect! Points.-(laughter)

-Gibson. -Senate(bleep)-firmation hearings.

(laughter, applause)

-You're welcome-I just...