Tracy Smith - Shaving

  • Season 7 , Ep 26
  • 08/21/2003
  • Views: 4,822

Tracy isn't into looking like a great big naked baby. (1:29)

YOU GUYS.

TOMORROW NIGHT, I HAVE MY

FIRST DATE WITH THE GUY I'VE

BEEN SLEEPING WITH FOR A YEAR.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR.

[LAUGHTER]

I EVEN SHAVED ABOVE THE KNEE

FOR THIS ONE, YOU GUYS.

WHOO-HOO!

I AM FEELING SAUCY NOW.

YOU EVER HAVE SOMEBODY TALK YOU

INTO SHAVING THE WHOLE THING

OFF?

GOD, IT LOOKED SO STUPID.

[LAUGHTER]

I LOOKED LIKE A GREAT BIG NAKED

BABY.

HEY, I'M NOT COMING OUT OF

THE BATHROOM.

YOU'RE A SICK (BLEEP).

[LAUGHTER]

I WANTED TO GET A LITTLE TOUPEE

FOR IT.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

THEN AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS...

Female Audience Members: OH!

Tracy Smith: OH, YOU DID IT,

DIDN'T YOU?

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH.

IT LOOKED LIKE SOME GUY

ON A CAMPING TRIP.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I WANTED TO GIVE IT A BEER

AND A CIGAR.

CALL IT "MONICA."

AND THEN-- AHHH!

NO, I DON'T HAVE CRABS.

I'M GOING OUT WITH A

(BLEEP) DAMN PEDOPHILE.

[LAUGHTER]

SICKO.

OH, I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEARS,

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