Rickey Smiley - Principal

  • Season 10 , Ep 1
  • 02/16/2006
  • Views: 25,569

You're not supposed to laugh at disabilities. (3:06)

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT SOMETHING FOR Y'ALL.

HOW MANY OF Y'ALL REMEMBER THEIR MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER?

SPEAKING OF OLD PLAYER.MY MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHERWAS AN OLD PLAYER.

Y'ALL REMEMBER THE MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER HAD A DISABILITY?

AND YOU DON'T LAUGH ATPEOPLE WITH DISABILITY.

BUT, YOU KNOW YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOLPRINCIPAL MEAN AS HELL,

YOU GOT A ASSEMBLY PROGRAM, AND THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL

COME OUT, YOU KNOW?

[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

EVERYTHING HE SAID HAD SOMETHING RELATE TO HIS DISABILITY.

"KIDS, I WANNA LET Y'ALL KNOW THAT LIFE IS UNEVEN."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU...

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

YOU-- YOU REMEMBER GETTING CAUGHT OUT IN THE HALL?

"HEY, WHERE Y'ALL SUPPOSED TO BE? HEY!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"Y'ALL-- Y'ALL GOING TO HELL.

[LAUGHTER]

Y'ALL GOING TO HELL WITH GASOLINE DRAWERS ON."

I'M SO GLAD TO BE HERE. LAST TIME I CAME TO NEW YORK,

MAN, THEY DIDN'T HAVE A HOTEL ROOM FOR ME OR NOTHING.

HAD A GIG UP HERE.I HAD TO STAY AT ONE OFMY FRAT BROTHER'S HOUSE.

YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.

HE HAVE A 2-BEDROOM APARTMENT. YOU KNOW, ON THE CONDITION

THAT I WOULD NOT MESS AROUND WITH HIS DAUGHTER, YOU KNOW,

BECAUSE SHE WAS, YOU KNOW RETARDED.

- AND I DON'T...- [LAUGHTER]

I DON'T MAKE FUN OF--

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I WENT BACK THERE IN THE ROOM WHERE THE GIRL WAS.

NOW THIS GIRL FINE AS HELL.

YOU KNOW IT'S 2AM AND SHE'S SITTING ON THE SIDE OF THE BED

WITH A SEE-THROUGH NIGHTGOWN ON.AND SHE SAY "HEY, COME HERE,

- "COME HERE. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO." I SAID, "NO,

- "BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDED. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOUR DADDY TOLD ME DON'T BOTHER YOU. GO HOME."

SHE JUST KEPT-- "COME HERE. LET ME SHOW WHAT I COULD DO."

SHE GOT ME TURNED ON, AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT NO MORE.

I GOT BUTT NAKED,LOOKED DOWN MY THING WASHARD AS TRIGONOMETRY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I SAID, "SHOW ME." SHE SAID [NOISE].

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

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