Garfunkel and Oates - Sex with Ducks

  • Season 1 , Ep 105
  • 06/08/2012
  • Views: 2,741

Garfunkel and Oates realized that Pat Robertson is right. (2:28)

So Pat Robertson went on hisshow the 700 Club

to discussthe gay marriage debate.

Yeah, and for those of youwho haven't seen it,

you can watch it at like 4:30in the morning on ABC Family.

And it kind of lookslike a Canadian show.

Do you know what I mean?Where it's like (bleep)

but you don't know why.

That's... (chuckles)That's his show.

And he said on the show,if we legalize gay marriage,

it will lead to legalizingsex with ducks.

But he only said ducks.

Yeah, we kind of think

there are other animals

that are more in dangerof getting violated.

Yeah, but thenwe thought about it,

and we realizedhe's totally right.

You know, two people

committing their livesto one another

and becoming a family

in front of all their friendsand loved ones

and putting your penisin a duck: same thing.

So, uh, Pat Robertson,this song's for you.

♪ Pat Robertson once said

♪ "It's a long downward slide

♪ "That'll lead tolegalizing sex with ducks ♪

♪ If two men can standside by side" ♪

♪ And, God, I hope he's right

♪ 'Cause if gay marriagebecomes lawful ♪

♪ Gonna find myself a duck

♪ And legally dosomething awful ♪

♪ Awful ♪ Awful

♪ Ducks, sex with ducks

♪ We'll do it in the rain

♪ Ducks, yeah, ducks

♪ Got those wet feeton my brain ♪

♪ We'll find a pond,we'll find a puddle ♪

♪ Put your beak in mineand we'll cuddle ♪

♪ It's a feeling I can't name

♪ When sex with ducks and gaymarriage are one and the same ♪

♪ Gonna goose that goose,gonna quack that swan ♪

♪ Gonna rubber my duckieall night long ♪

♪ Gonna whack that mallarduntil its feathers plume ♪

♪ Gonna Huey Dewey Louieall over the room ♪

♪ Scrooge McDuck,gonna give it to you ♪

♪ Dive into your gold until yousay DuckTales, whoo-hoo ♪

♪ Ducks, sex with ducks

♪ We'll do it in the rain

♪ Ducks, yeah, ducks

♪ Those feathered bodiesare insane ♪

♪ We'll find a pond,we'll find a puddle ♪

♪ I'll be the wind beneathyour wings and we'll cuddle ♪

♪ It's a feeling I can't name

♪ When sex with ducks and gaymarriage are one and the same ♪

♪ One and the same.

(applause)

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