#HashtagWars - #FutureBooks

  • Season 1 , Ep 1001
  • 01/06/2014
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The comedians put a futuristic spin on famous works of literature. (2:07)

TO BRING THE TWEET OF THE DAY

BACK.

LAST NIGHT'S WINTER WAS

@MIDWSTRN_VALUES WITH THE

#FUTUREBOOK, "CHARLOTTE'S WEB

SERIES."

WELL PLAYED.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

AS I MENTIONED, LAST NIGHT'S

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME MARKED THE END

OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL'S BOWL

SEASON.

I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT SOME

OF THOSE WORDS WERE.

CONGRATULATIONS, GRADUATES.

COMEDIANS IN HONOR OF THE EVENT,

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS REJECTED

BOWL GAMES.

#REJECTEDBOWLGAMES.

SO SOME EXAMPLES MIGHT BE THE

SARS BOWL, OR THE TURD IN THE

PUNCH BOWL OR THE SPLENDA BOWL.

ANY BOWL WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE FOR

REJECTED BOWL GAMES.

I'LL PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK.

READY, SET AND GO.

YES, DOUG BENSON.

>> FINGER BOWL.

>> Chris: POINTS!

GRACE HELBIG.

>> THE OTHER TWO MEMBERS OF THE

ORIGINAL DESTINY'S CHILD BOWL.

>> Chris: THAT'S A VERY

SPECIFIC BOWL.

POINTS.

MOSHE KASHER.

>> BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE.

>> Chris: I GOT TO GIVE YOU

POINTS.

IT WORKS.

DOUG BENSON?

>> PACK-A-BOWL.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> THEY LOVE YOU.

>> Chris: TWO THINGS, DOUG.

TWO THINGS.

ONE (BLEEP) YOU!

TWO, POINTS.

YES, MOSHE.

>> DEEZ NUTS BOWL, PRESENTED BY

PLANTERS.

>> Chris: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

POINTS.

THEY SHOULD HAVE THAT.

YES, DOUG?

>> TUPPERWARE BOWL.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WHY WERE YOU...

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I DON'T EVEN THINK TUPPERWARE

COULD HAVE CONTAINED THE

EXCITEMENT AND THE ENTHUSIASM

BUT I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS

ANYWAY.

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