Christian Bale's Revenge

  • Season 2 , Ep 215
  • 04/11/2012
  • Views: 22,834

After Christian Bale gets in a disagreement with a lighting guy, he comes up with a long-term plan to get back. (1:15)

FLASHDANCERS, OKAY? AND STEP ONIT.

- SAY,

AREN'T YOU ACADEMY AWARD-WINNINGACTOR CHRISTIAN BALE?

- YEAH.THAT'S ME.

- HEY, MAN, I HEARD YOUCHEWING OUT THAT LIGHTING GUY,

AND I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT,

THAT ASS[bleep] HAD IT COMING.YOU KNOW?

IF ANYTHING, YOU WENT EASYON HIM.

- TRUTH IS, IT'S NOT OVER.

I HAVE A LONG-TERM PLAN TO MAKETHAT MAN'S LIFE A LIVING HELL.

- UH-HUH. I'M WITH YOU.

- IT ALL STARTS WITH ME GETTINGA SEX-CHANGE OPERATION.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS EXTREME, BUTI'VE DONE FAR WORSE FOR ROLES.

AND THAT'S WHEN HE REALIZESTHAT HIS WIFE OF 20 YEARS

WAS REALLY ME, IN CHARACTER.

THEN, I'LL DIVORCE HIS ASS,

GAIN LEGAL CUSTODYOF OUR FOUR CHILDREN,

AND TAKE HIMFOR EVERYTHING HE'S GOT.

- WOW, YOU ARE REALLY COMMITTEDTO YOUR PARTS.

- AND AS FOR THE GUY WHO TAPEDME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION,

HE'S GOING TO GET ITTEN TIMES WORSE.

- OH, OKAY THEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?THIS RIDE'S ON THE HOUSE.

YOU, UH, YOU GO ENJOYSOME BOOBS IN YOUR FACE.

- THANKS, MATE.- HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING FELLA.

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