- WELL, I DO HAVETHIS NEANDERTHAL JAW HERE,
SO I'M GONNA GO WITH I'M A SIX.
- WELL, YOU'RE TOO SKINNY.
I THINK YOU COULD BE A SEVENIF YOU WEREN'T SO SKINNY.
'CAUSE, LIKE,GIRLS LOVE A LITTLE SQUISH.
REMINDS 'EM OF THEIR DADS.- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW? AND ALL GIRLSWANNA BANG THEIR DADS.
BUT THEY CAN'TBECAUSE OF LAWS AND STUFF.
- I'M AN 11,'CAUSE I GOT A SIX UP HERE,
AND A FIVE-INCH PORK SWORD,SO...
- OH...[laughter]
- OH! HEY, HEY!
[honks horn]- GET OUTTA THE WAY!
- LET'S GO, BABAK.
- WE'RE TRYINGTO GET SOME DOUGHNUTS, MAN!
- [laughs]OOH, THEY FEISTY TODAY.
- HEY, GET THIS HOOPTYOFF MY COURT.
- ARE YOU TELLING MEYOU CONDONE OF THIS? AND THAT?
- YEAH, WELL,CORPORATE'S BEEN BUGGING ME
TO START A "HEALTH INITIATIVE."
SO INSTEAD OF RUNNINGSOME STUPID 5K,
WHICH WOULD KILLHALF OF THESE SLOBS,
WE'RE HAVINGA 3-ON-3 TOURNAMENT.
- OH, VERY COOL.
I DID NOT KNOWYOU BALLED, ALICE.
- YEAH, WELL, IT'S IN MY BLOOD.
MY DAD WORKED FORTHE CHICAGO BULLS GROWING UP.
- MY GOSH. THAT WOULD BE,LIKE, A DREAM GIG.
- DID HE PARTYWITH B.J. ARMSTRONG?
- DID HE AND B.J., LIKE, GET BJsTOGETHER IN THE LOCKER ROOM?
THAT'D BE COOL, RIGHT?- [laughs] YEAH.
- ARE YOU ASKING MEIF MY DAD GOT A [bleep]JOB
NEXT TO AN NBA PLAYERIN A BATHROOM
AND THEN TOLD ME ABOUT IT?
- OH, IT'S INAPPROPRIATE?- YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
- OH, SORRY, THERE'S DIFFERENTSOCIAL STANDARDS
IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS.- YEAH.
- EW.
ANYWAY, I DID GET CORPORATETO PUT UP A COOL-ASS PRIZE.
[clicks tongue]
- OH! OH! IS THAT A DODGE DART?OH! [laughs]
I FREAKIN' LOVE DODGE DARTS.- GREAT SAFETY RATINGS.
- THAT IS MY FAVORITE CAR,AND I'M ASKING FOR THAT
FOR, LIKE, THE NEXT SIXCHRISTMASES FROM MY PARENTS.
- NO. NO, NO, NO,YOU DON'T WIN THE CAR.
NO, THAT'S THE COMPANY CAR.
BUT YOU DO GET TO DRIVE ITFOR A TWO-DAY ONE-NIGHT STAY
AT ONE OFTHE T.A.C. TIMESHARES IN RENO!
- SO WE DO GET TO DRIVETHE DODGE DART.
- YEAH.
- SO WE DO GET TO BEIN THE DODGE DART.
- TO THE BIG DIRTY, BABY.- TO RENO, TO RENO.
I THINK RENO IS THE NEW VEGAS.
INSTEAD OF, LIKE,BEING THE RAT PACK,
WE COULD BE, LIKE,THE FRAT PACK, DUDE.
I CALL SETH ROGEN.- I'LL BE ANY WILSON BROTHER.
- ANYWAY, YOU'RE PLAYINGWAYMOND, BILL, AND BABAK
AFTER LUNCH.
- OH. COUPLE OF LOSERS!WHERE THEY AT?
- 'CAUSE WAYMOND,YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
- WATCH THIS.HEY, GUYS. HEY, GUYS.
- DON'T HAVE SEXWITH THE DODGE DART.
- I'M GONNA DUNK OFF THE VOLVO!- HEY, DUDE--
- WATCH THE SUNROOF.
all: OH!
- DUDE!- [laughs]
- AND ONE...
OF MY NUTS JUST RUPTURED.
- WHAT AN IDIOT.
- IT'S OUT OF THE POUCH.