Leo Allen - You're Adopted

Pardo, Perkins, Allen, Layborne Season 3, Ep 308 02/15/2000 Views: 5,165

It was a very emotional day for the family when Leo was told he was adopted. (2:40)

AND, UH, THEY'RE INTERVIEWINGJIMMY CARTER, RIGHT?

AND THEY KEPT REFERRING TO HIMAS "MR. PRESIDENT."

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

HE'S NOT THE PRESIDENT ANYMORE.

NOBODY CALLS ME "MR. BUSBOY."

( audience laughing )

YOU KNOW, THEY SAYYOU CAN NEVER GO HOME AGAIN.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHATMY PARENTS SAY.

UH, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THELETTER FROM THEIR LAWYER SAID.

UH...

I'M ADOPTED AND...

I'M GLAD THAT MY PARENTSWERE HONEST ENOUGH WITH ME

TO TELL ME THAT I'M ADOPTED

BUT WHY EVERY DAY?

( laughing )

THAT SEEMS EXCESSIVE.

THAT SEEMS, UH...

AND I'LL NEVER FORGET

WHEN MY PARENTS FIRST TOLD MEI WAS ADOPTED

BECAUSE IT WASA VERY EMOTIONAL DAY

FOR EVERYONE IN MY WHOLE FAMILY

'CAUSE THAT WAS THE SAME DAY

MY PARENTS DECIDEDTO TELL MY BROTHER HE WAS GAY.

AND, UH...

THAT'S ROUGHON A FIVE-YEAR-OLD.

SO, BEFORE I DID THIS, UH,I WORKED FOR A WHILE

AT AN INVESTMENT BANK,WHICH WAS GREAT, AND, UH

THEY WERE KIND OF UPTIGHT,THOUGH.

SO I WAS SURPRISED WHEN ONE DAY,THEY CAME IN AND THEY SAID

"LEO, FROM NOW ON, EVERY FRIDAYIS GOING TO BE CASUAL DAY."

AND I SAID, "GREAT.

SO, WHAT I DID WASTHE NEXT FRIDAY

I WENT TO WORK TWO HOURS LATE...

AND, UH...

DRUNK AND I WORE A SUNDRESS.

THEY SAID THAT WAS TOO CASUAL.

THEY, UH, THEY SAID NO TO THAT.

SO, YOU GUYS EVER WAKE UPLAUGHING?

DID THAT EVER HAPPEN?

THAT HAPPENED TO MENOT TOO LONG AGO.

I WOKE UP CRACKING UPAND I HAD NO IDEA WHY

'CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE, LIKE,A FUNNY DREAM OR ANYTHING.

RIGHT? SO I DIDN'T KNOWWHAT WAS GOING ON.

BUT THEN I LOOKED OVER

AND NEXT TO ME IN THE BEDWAS A CLOWN.

( laughing )

DID YOU EVER WAKE UP CRYING?

NEVER?

THAT HAPPENED TO MENOT TOO LONG AGO

AND I... I DIDN'T KNOW WHY'CAUSE IT WAS WEIRD.

I DIDN'T HAVE A SAD DREAMOR ANYTHING

AND I DIDN'T KNOWWHAT WAS GOING ON.

BUT THEN I LOOKED

AND OVER NEXT TO ME IN THE BEDWAS A DEAD CLOWN.

( laughing )