Where my Italians at?
Huh? Huh? Huh?(audience cheers)
Oh? Oh, yeah?!
I got your fricking tomatoright here!
I got your tomato right here!
Underneath all that pubic hair,
you Mediterranean piecesof shit!
Boom! Know what I mean?
Women can't drive.
My wife, I was, like,"Who taught you to drive,
Where my Irish peoples at?
Oh, yeah? I got your frickingpotato right here!
Why don't you go build a ship
so it can sink in 1912in the North Atlantic?
I can't, I can't do it anymore.
It's not who I am.
I do not,I do not have a tomato.
I do not have a tomatonor a potato.
I apologize for gettingyour hopes up.
I think women are fine...
fine, fine drivers.
My wife's here.Give it up for her.
I'm not married!(laughs)
I don't have a wife.
You remember? That seemedlike what all the comedians were
when I was a kid.
It was, like, "Hey, you'reall stupid! I hate you!
You're all ugly! Bye. Boom!"
Where'd they all go?
I like, I missed that.
I like, I like...
Hey!" The ballbuster pigeon.
"Give me some more crumbs,you homeless piece of shit!
I knew the differencebetween a penny and a crumb!"