Bad Foam

Foam Party Season 1, Ep 3 11/08/2013 Views: 2,503

As Adam's party winds down, he gets himself into a sticky situation. (2:16)

- DON'T KNOW WHYYOU'RE LEAVING.

FOAM'S GONNA KICK INANY SECOND.

NO, CANDELABRA STAYS HERE,MY MAN.

- WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK.- I'M SORRY, BRENT.

IS YOUR CAREER REALLYGOING SO POORLY?

IS IT GOING SO POORLYTHAT 30 LITTLE QUARTERS IS GONNA

HOLD YOU BACK FROM BEINGNECK-DEEP IN BOOBS AND BUTTS.

- YEAH, IT IS.

- I'M SORRY,I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

- YEAH,IT DOESN'T MATTER.

LOOK, WE'RE GONNA GOTO A BETTER FOAM PARTY

AT JEFF ROSS'S HOUSE,OKAY?

HE'S GOT 12 MACHINES GOINGWITH VODKA FOAM.

NOW, I DON'T KNOWWHAT THAT IS,

BUT IT'S GOTTINY, LITTLE OLIVES.

- FINE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEG.I'LL GO.

- NO, UNLESS YOUR NAME'S ADAM...- MM-HMM.

- DEVINE.SPECIFICALLY ADAM DEVINE.

- AND ALSO,ANYBODY WITH CRABS.

- [bleep]!I WENT ON ONE CRUISE!

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SEX!

- IT'S AN EASY FIX,KYLE!

- SHUT UP, MAN!- UH, ALL RIGHT.

- YEAH, SEE YOU LATER.- THANKS FOR HAVING ME, MAN.

- ALL RIGHT.HEY, GOOD-BYE FOREVER.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

OOH, LOOK WHO IT IS.MY LITTLE MERMAID.

LET ME DIVE RIGHT ON IN.SPLOOSH!

JUST KIDDING, THIS IS,LIKE, MY FAVORITE SHIRT.

IT'S LIKE THIRD FAVORITE.I'VE GOT A COOL V-NECK.

- PSST. ADAM.

- HMM?- DON'T MIND ME.

JUST CAME BACKFOR MY OVEN MITTS.

- OKAY.SEE YA.

- PSST.DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER,

EVERYTHING'S BETTER.

- IS THATFROM THE LITTLE MERMAID,

OR ARE YOU JUSTBEING A CREEP?

- A LITTLE OF BOTH.

- ANYWAYS--OH, ALREADY SHARING FLUIDS.

NICE.

- [panting]

[party music starts]- ARIEL, WHAT THE [bleep]?

- OH, THANK GODTHAT YOU'RE HERE, BABE,

BECAUSE I THINK THATTHAT CREEP WAS GONNA RAPE ME.

- WHAT?- NO!

THERE WAS GONNA BENO RAPE.

IT'S--IT WAS,LIKE, CONSENSUAL.

IN WHICH CASE,I'D BE DOWN.

- COME RAPE ME.

- FINE, I WILL RAPE YOU...WITH MY FISTS.

- LET'S GO.- OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

OOH, KNEE RAPE,KNEE RAPE.

[machine whirrs]

WHAT THE [bleep]?

OHH!

OH, MAMA.

AHH!

THAT'S MY EYES!

AAH, IT'S BAD FOAM!