Eddie Aikau Brokers a Peace Among Surfers

  • Season 2 , Ep 7
  • 08/12/2014
  • Views: 8,577

When Australian surfers get beat up after making disparaging comments about Hawaiian culture, Eddie Aikau steps in to educate them about the Hawaiian struggle. (1:52)

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AND THIS BRINGS IN A NEW BREEDOF SURFER FROM AUSTRALIA.

THEY WIN A BUNCHOF COMPETITIONS.

THEN THEY [bleep] GETIN THE PRESS

AND THEY INSULTHAWAIIAN CULTURE,

SAYING, HAWAIIAN WAYOF SURFING IS OLD.

IT'S OUT OF DATE.

WE'RE THE FUTURE.

WE'RE THE FUTURE OF SURFING.

I DATED AN AUSTRALIANFOR TWO YEARS.

CAN'T DO AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.

I THANK GOD,BECAUSE I'D DO IT ALL THE TIME.

THE HAWAIIANSARE REASONABLE PEOPLE,

BUT THEY HAVE BEENPUSHED TO THE POINT.

SO THE AUSTRALIANSGET BEAT UP A FEW TIMES.

PROBABLY MADE THEMBETTER PEOPLE.

AT A CERTAIN POINT,THEY'VE GOTTEN BEAT UP SO MUCH

THAT THEY'RE, LIKE, HOLED UPIN THEIR ROOM.

THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.

AND THEY'RE JUST LIKE,OH, NO.

SO THEY GRAB A BUNCHOF TENNIS RACKETS.

RABBIT GRABS THE DOORKNOB

AND HE TURNS IT LIKE,WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?

HE OPENS IT UP,AND IT'S EDDIE.

AND HE'S LIKE, HEY.

I DON'T HAVE A TENNIS RACKET.

PLEASE PUT THOSE AWAY.

ALSO, WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY?

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.

EDDIE WALKS THEM TO A HOTELWITH A CONFERENCE ROOM.

AND EDDIE'S LIKE,WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW

HAS BEEN HAPPENINGON THESE ISLANDS FOR SO LONG,

WHERE WHITE PEOPLEARE JUST SAYING, LIKE,

HAWAIIANS,YOUR CULTURE'S NOT REAL.

IT'S ALL BULL[bleep].

WE RECOGNIZE YOU SURF WELL,

BUT YOU'RE BEINGA [bleep] DICK.

ALL OF YOU ARE A GROUPOF PENISES SITTING HERE.

AFTER A WHILE,THE AUSTRALIANS ARE LIKE,

WE DON'T WANT TO BE DICKS.

WE WANT TO BE COOLSURFER DUDES.

WE'RE SO SORRY.

DO YOU KNOW THEY SAY"WIDE ON" FOR A FEMALE BONER?

THAT'S AN AUSTRALIAN TERM.

AS OPPOSED TO A HARD ON,IT'S A WIDE ON.

DON'T YOU MAKE MEEXPLAIN THIS MORE.

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