Rocky LaPorte - Bad Gigs

  • Season 9 , Ep 18
  • 06/09/2005
  • Views: 7,354

Rocky LaPorte went to North Dakota, but it was closed. (1:18)

Rocky LaPorte: I GO TO THE

WORST FREAKING GIGS SOMETIMES.

I WENT TO NORTH DAKOTA

AND AH...

IT WAS CLOSED.

[LAUGHTER]

THE WHOLE STATE, I HAD TO GO

AROUND.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY WOULDN'T LET ME IN.

I GO, "C'MON I GOTTA PEE."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

NOPE, HE GOES, "YOU GOTTA BUY

SOMETHING."

[LAUGHTER]

I KNOW AND I ONLY HAD LIKE

10 BUCKS SO I BOUGHT LIKE

200 ACRES.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

AND UH, I WAS JUST BACK IN AH...

I WAS IN NEW JERSEY.

WHERE'S MY NEW JERSEY PEOPLE?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THERE YOU GO.

WHERE YOU FROM IN NEW JERSEY?

SHORT HILLS?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,

I UH...

[LAUGHTER]

NO, I REALLY DO THIS TIME.

UM, MY UNCLE TONY LIVES IN

SHORT HILLS, YES, HE DOES.

HE SELLS UH VACUUM CLEANERS...

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

ARE YOU DONE?

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S CALLED, "TONY'S VACUUM

CLEANERS.

SUCK THIS."

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