Carol Leifer - Celebrity Name Change

  • Season 7 , Ep 7
  • 03/20/2003
  • Views: 928

Only celebrities can pull off a name change. (1:15)

Carol Leifer: YOU KNOW WHAT

KILLS ME ABOUT JENNIFER LOPEZ?

THE FACT THAT THIS WOMAN

WAKES UP ONE DAY AND SHE'S LIKE

"YOU KNOW WHAT?

FROM NOW ON, I WOULD LIKE PEOPLE

TO CALL ME J-LO."

AND THEN THEY DO IT.

I MEAN, ONLY A CELEBRITY CAN GET

AWAY WITH THIS.

YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T

COME OUT FOR HIS MORNING PRESS

CONFERENCE, "FROM NOW ON I WOULD

LIKE TO BE REFERRED TO AS G-BOO.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YOU ALL KNOW MY VICE PRESIDENT,

DOG CHAIN.

COME ON OUT HERE, DOG CHAIN."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

HATE GOING OUT TO MOVIES THOUGH,

'CAUSE I CANNOT STAND WHEN

PEOPLE TALK BACK TO THE SCREEN.

OH, THIS IS SO ANNOYING.

AND THIS USED TO HAPPEN TO ME

WHEN I LIVED BACK IN NEW YORK.

YOU KNOW?

LIKE I REMEMBER GOING TO SEE

"THE BLOB" IN THIS REALLY ETHNIC

NEIGHBORHOOD.

AND WHEN THE BLOB STARTED EATING

PEOPLE, THIS PUERTO RICAN WOMAN

YELLED OUT, "OH.

THAT BLOB IS SO HUNGRY."

(APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER)

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