Kyle Dunnigan - Old People

  • Season 11 , Ep 16
  • 03/15/2007
  • Views: 19,072

Old people and technology don't mix. (1:27)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE AND TECHNOLOGY.

BUT IT'S-- THEY DON'T MIX. IT WAS LIKE TEN MINUTES OF,

"OH, BOY. HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE HERE. OKAY.

"I WANNA WITHDRAW CASHSO I HAVE TO TOUCH WHEREIT SAYS 'WITHDRAW CASH.'

"OKAY. UH-- I'M BACK TO MAIN MENU.

"OH, BOY. HERE WE GO AGAIN. COULD EVERYONE TURN AROUND?

"I HAVE TO PUT MYSECRET SECURITY CODE IN.

"SO PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES. OKAY.

"ONE...

"TWO...

"THREE...

FOUR-- UH, I'M BACK TO MAIN MENU. THIS THING'S BROKEN."

[LAUGHTER]

I THINK WHEN YOU GET OLDER, YOU'RE JUST-- WHEN WE'RE EIGHTY

THERE'LL BE LIKE A COMPUTER CHIP YOU PUT IN YOUR BRAIN.

YOU JUST HAVE TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

AND THEN IT'LL JUST HAPPEN. AND YOU STILL WON'T GET IT.

LIKE, "HOW DO I TURN THE TV ON?"

"YOU JUST THINK ABOUT TURNING THE TV ON, GRANDPA,

AND IT GOES ON.""OH, OH, OKAY."

[LAUGHTER]

"GRANDPA, THE-- THE COFFEEMAKER JUST WENT ON.

WERE YOU THINKINGABOUT COFFEE, GRANDPA?"

"YEAH, I-- I-- I LIKE COFFEE."

"WELL, THINK ABOUT THE TV, OKAY?" "OH, OKAY."

"GRANDPA, YOU JUST SENT ME FAX THAT SAYS YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS.

- ARE YOU OKAY?" - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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