Lizz Winstead - Clear Skies Initiative

  • Season 9, Ep 2
  • 10/07/2004
  • Views: 1,498

Lizz Winstead disagrees with the current state of affairs in America. (1:37)

WHOLE THING?

JUST KEEP US FAT AND AFRAID

AND WE'LL BUY ANY OF THIS CRAP

FROM HIM.

[APPLAUSE]

HE GIVES ALL HIS STUFF FANCY

NAMES.

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?

"THE CLEAR SKIES INITIATIVE."

YOU HAVE TO BE HEAVILY

MEDICATED TO BELIEVE CLEAR SKIES

WILL COME IF WE GIVE TAX BREAKS

TO PEOPLE WHO BUY GAS GORGING

SUV'S.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I MEAN, SHOULDN'T IT REALLY BE

CALLED "THE LOOSEN REGULATIONS

SO CORPORATE POLLUTERS CAN MAKE

HUGE PROFITS WHILE BLOWING

CANCEROUS CHUNKS INTO OUR LUNGS

INITIATIVE"?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BUT THAT DOESN'T SOUND AS

CHEERY!

I MEAN POLLUTION IS A CASH COW,

COME ON.

CORPORATE AMERICA LOVES IT,

RIGHT?

AND WE BUY INTO IT.

THERE'S OXYGEN BARS NOW!

WE PAY TO BREATHE IN AIR.

[LAUGHTER]

THERE ARE NAP CENTERS IN

MANHATTAN WHERE YOU PAY TO

TAKE A NAP.

WE BUY BOTTLED WATER EVERY

SINGLE DAY WITHOUT THINKING

ABOUT IT.

WHY?

BECAUSE DRINKING TAP WATER IS

MORE DANGEROUS THAN DOING

JELL-O SHOTS OFF OF COURTNEY

LOVE, THAT'S WHY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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