This Is a Disaster

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 10/30/2012
  • Views: 11,356

When a gay-bomb changes eveyone's sexuality, Connie has trouble coming to grips with her new heterosexuality. (2:13)

ONE FINAL PLAY!

- GIVE ME THAT! IT'STHE CUPCAKE WARS SEASON FINALE.

- HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?- UGH. I CANNOT GET INTO SPORTS.

- CHANGE IT BACK.[click]

- AND THAT'S IT!

THE BEST PLAYIN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS!

WHAT'S THAT, JIM? OUR INSTANTREPLAY MACHINE BROKE?

HMM. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKEIF YOU MISSED THAT PLAY,

YOU'LL NEVER GET TO SEE IT.

WE NOW JOIN THE BACHELORETTEALREADY IN PROGRESS.

- YAY!OW!

YOU KNOW THAT'S A HATE CRIME.

[door opens]- HI, BROWN SUGAR.

YOU GETTIN' PRETTY FOR ME?- MAYBE.

- THESE ARE FOR YOU.

- OH...MY...

[shrieks]GOD!

- WOW. YOU REALLY LIKEROSES, HUH?

- OH, WOODY, WOODY,I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT,

I LOVE IT!

- I CAN'T BELIEVEI'M NOT GAY ANYMORE.

THE BLAST FROM THE BOMBMUST HAVE DONE IT SOMEHOW.

I WONDER IF...MM...

UUUHHHH!

OH, NO.MY LESBIAN STRENGTH.

IT'S GONE!OH, MY HEAVENS.

I BROKE A NAIL.

- HONK, HONK.WHY'D YOU RUN OFF, SEXY?

YOU LEFT ME HIGHAND NOT-SO-DRY BACK THERE.

- UH, ETHEL, LOOK,

I DON'T KNOWHOW TO EXPLAIN THIS, BUT...

I'M JUST NOT INTO YOUANYMORE.

- WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING. YOU'RE REJECTING ME?

NOBODY REJECTS ME.I AM [bleep] HOT.

I'M AT LEAST A NINE.YOU'RE, WHAT, A FOUR, A FIVE?

AND THAT'S ON THE GODDAMNRICHTER SCALE!

- OH. LOOK, I'M SORRY,ETHEL.

- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.I CAN BE WITH WHOEVER I WANT.

AND I WANNA BE WITH YOU.- NO.

- OH, YOUR MOUTH SAYS NO,BUT YOUR BODY SAYS...

- NO!MY BODY SAYS NO TOO.

- HMM. PLAYINGHARD TO GET, HUH?

WELL, THAT GETS MY LADY PARTSBARKING LIKE A JACK RUSSELL.

[barking]

THAT BIG, PASTY BUTT'LLBE MINE SOON ENOUGH.

- OH, I CAN'T BELIEVEI'M STRAIGHT.

THIS IS A DISASTER.

- EXCUSE ME, SIR.WE'RE LATE.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE JESUSHATES HOMOS RALLY IS?

- MOM?DAD?

- [gasps]both: CONNIE?

[woof woof]

- OH, NOT YOU, CONNIE.THE BULL DYKE.

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