Rapid Refresh - Super Pervy Mario

  • Season 1 , Ep 01025
  • 02/19/2014
  • Views: 612

Matt Besser, Matt Walsh and Ian Roberts find a strange image in the promotional video for Nintendo Girls Club and check in on Putin after the Russians' Olympic hockey loss. (3:18)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S "RAPID REFRESH"

THEY'RE VERY EXCITED.

WE NOTICED A WEIRD AND VAGUELYDISTURBING IMAGE OF A NINTENDO

CHARACTER.

WAS IT MARIO CREEPING IN ATEENAGED GIRL'S BEDROOM?

YOSHI APPEARING TO DRY HUMP AMUSHROOM.

OR DONKEY KONG STUFFING A CHILDINTO A BARREL?

IAN?

>> I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S MARIO,A, CREEPING INTO A TEENAGE

WINDOW.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> I FEEL LIKE THE READ ON THATWOULD BE "IT'S-A-ME, MARIO.

FOR BONUS POINTS, WHAT YOU WOULDGIVE IS THIS PERVY NEW GAME.

>> TO CATCH A MARIO.

>> MARIO LIKES TO WATCH CART 64.

>> POINTS.

>> SUPER MARIO, BACK OF THE MILKCARTON EDITION.

>> YES!

POINTS.

SAD OLYMPIC NEWS: THE RUSSIANHOCKEY TEAM LOST TO FINLAND AND

WAS ELIMINATED.

PLEASE CONTINUE SADNESS!

APPARENTLY, PUTIN COULDN'T GETHIS HELMET ON IN TIME TO PLAY.

OH, THERE IT IS.

ALMOST.

OH, HE'S ALMOST.

HE ALMOST HAS IT!

IT'S ON?

>> IT'S ON!

THERE IT GOES AGAIN!

I'D SAY HE'S VERY PAT AT PUTINON HAT.

NO, DON'T, SHUT UP.

I HATE MYSELF.

♪ PUTIN ON THE HAT ♪( LAUGHTER ).

>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GOTO.

DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU'RE GAY.

( LAUGHTER )PUTIN ON MY HAT.

THIS PICTURE FROM SUNDAY'SHOCKEY GAME BECAME AN INSTANT

MEME THE MOMENT RUSSIA WASELIMINATED.

IT'S PUTIN AND THE RUSSIAN PRIMEMINISTER ABOUT TO FILL THEIR

SKYBOX WITH VODKA PUKE ANDFARTS BEFORE-- THERE IT IS IN

MEME FORM.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST.

COMEDIANS, PLEASE COME UP WITHYOUR OWN MEME FOR THIS PICTURE.

MATT BESSER.

>> NEXT TIME WE START A PUSSYRIOT.

>> POINTS!

MATT WALSH.

>> PRIME MINISTER, TO SUPPRESSTHESE FEMININE FEEL, YOU MUST

GIVE ME REACHAROUND NOW.

>> POINTS.

IAN.

>> IF ONLY WE COULD EXECUTE OURPOWER PLAY THE WAY WE EXECUTE

OUR JOURNALISTS.

>> POINTS!

FUNNY AND POLITICAL.

I'M ON BOARD!

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