Matt McCarthy - Musicians vs. Comedians

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 01/22/2010
  • Views: 8,507

Matt McCarthy has been thinking about the differences between musicians and comedians. (1:55)

BETWEEN MUSICIANSAND COMEDIANS.

BECAUSE I RECORDED A COMEDY CD.

PART OF ME FEELS LIKE I CAN'TDO ANY OF THOSE JOKES ANYMORE

'CAUSE THEY'RE ON THE CD,YOU KNOW?

AND IF SOMEBODY CAMETO THE SHOW

AND THEY HAD THE CD,THEY'D BE LIKE,

"OH, COOL, THIS ISTHE FIRST JOKE IN THE CD.

"THAT'S THE FIRST JOKEHE'S DOIN'.

"I KNOW THIS JOKE.

"YEAH, THIS IS THE SECOND JOKEON THE CD.

"THIS IS THE SECOND JOKEHE'S DOIN'.

"THAT'S WEIRD.

"OKAY, YEAH, THIS IS DEFINITELYTHE THIRD JOKE ON THE CD.

"THIS IS THE THIRD JOKEHE'S DOIN'.

"THIS GUY SUCKS.

"HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY OTHERJOKES BUT THE ONES ON THE CD.

"YEAH, THIS IS THE FOURTH JOKEON THE CD.

"THIS GUY'S A HACK.THIS GUY'S THE WORST.

"I HATE THIS GUY.WISH THIS GUY WOULD DIE.

"THIS GUY SUCKS.I HATE HIM AND HIS HACK CD.

"HONEY, GO GET THE CD OUTOF THE CAR.

"AND I'M GONNA HAVE HIMAUTOGRAPH IT AFTER THE SHOW,

AND I'M GONNA SHOOT HIM IN FRONTOF HIS ASIAN WIFE."

(laughter)

BUT YOU GO SEE A MUSICIANAND PEOPLE ARE LIKE,

"OH, MY GOD,I HOPE HE PLAYS THAT SONG,

"YOU KNOW THE SONG THAT WELISTENED TO 17 TIMES

"ON THE WAY HERE,THAT SONG--

"THE SONG THAT'S THE ONLY SONGTHEY PLAY ON THE RADIO,

"THAT'S THE SONGI WANT TO HEAR.

"I HOPE HE PLAYS THAT SONGEXACTLY THE WAY I KNOW

"HOW HE PLAYS IT.

"IT'S THE SONG THAT THEY PLAYON ALL THE TRAILERS

"FOR ALL THE MOVIES AND ALLTHE PREVIEWS FOR ALL THE SHOWS.

AND WHEN MTV SHOWED VIDEOS,

THIS IS THE ONLY VIDEOTHEY PLAYED.

"OH, MY GOD.HE'S PLAYING THE SONG.

"HE'S PLAYING THE SONG.

"THIS IS THE SONG I WANTEDTO HEAR EXACTLY THE WAY

"IT'S SUPPOSED TO SOUND INMY MIND AND IN MY BRAIN

"AND IN MY CAR,OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD!

THIS IS THE SONG.I LOVE THIS SONG."(applause)

"WHAT IF HE PLAYSTHE WHOLE CD?!

"THIS IS THE NEXT SONGON THE CD!

"WHAT IF HE PLAYS THE WHOLE CDIN ORDER? IN ORDER?

"HE'S PLAYING THE WHOLE CD!

"HE'S PLAYING THE WHOLE CDIN ORDER EXACTLY THE WAY

"IT'S SUPPOSED TO SOUNDLIKE I'M USED TO IT SOUNDING.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERETO WATCH HIM PLAY THE CD

"THAT I ALREADY OWNAND HAVE LISTENED TO.

"OH, I'M A LUCKY BOY!I'M A LUCKY BOY!

I'M A LUCKY BOY!"(cheers and applause)

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