Kirk Fox - Airport Security

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 04/21/2011
  • Views: 10,343

Ten years ago, a wannabe shoe bomber failed in his mission, and now we're all paying the price. (1:19)

UH...

WHY ARE WE STILL TAKINGOUR SHOES OFF?

TEN YEARS AGOTHIS GUY FROM FRANCE

TRIED TO LIGHT HIS TOE ON FIREAND GOT SCARED

AND COULDN'T COMMITAND WAS LIKE, "OW, IT'S HURTING.

"FORGET IT.I THOUGHT IT'D BE MUCH QUICKER.

DID ANYONE SEE?"

YES,EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SAW

THAT YOU COULDN'T FINISHYOUR MISSION

AND WE'RE ALL PAYING THE PRICE,ALL RIGHT?

PART OF ME WISHES HE'D SUCCEEDEDAND JUST BLOWN HIMSELF UP,

JUST HIMSELF, IN THE BATHROOM,JUST, LIKE, HE BLEW UP.

PEOPLE'D BE LIKE,"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT GUY

WHO BLEW UP ON THE PLANE?""YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED?"

"NOBODY KNOWS."

(laughter)

"I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING,

"IT DEFINITELY WASN'TA SHOE BOMB.

NO ONE'S EVER HEARDOF ANYTHING SO STUPID."

(laughter)

PART OF ME WISHESIT HAD BEEN A BRA BOMB.

JUST A HOT CHICK ON HER WAYTO VEGAS

TRIES TO LIGHT A BOOBON FIRE.

AND NOW WE ALL HAD TO TAKEOUR TOPS OFF AT THE AIRPORT.

"MA'AM YOU GOTTA TAKEYOUR TOP OFF."

"BUT I'M JUST DROPPING OFFA FRIEND."

"I DON'T GIVE A (bleep).

"YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CARAND SHOW ME YOUR TITS.

(laughter)

DON'T MAKE MECALL SECURITY."

"YOU DON'T EVEN WORK HERE?"

"NO, I'M JUSTA CONCERNED AMERICAN.

WHAT THE HELL'S IN YOUR SHIRT?SHOW ME THOSE EXPLOSIVE TIPS!"

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