Black Howard Dean - Uncensored

  • Season 3 , Ep 2
  • 07/16/2006
  • Views: 372,341

Howard Dean's going to Vermont and New York and Montreal and Cancun -- and he's psyched. (2:14)

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WE'RE NOT JUST GONNA GO TONEW HAMPSHIRE, TOM HARKIN.

WE ARE GONNA GO TO NEW YORK!

WE'RE GONNA GO TO VERMONT!

WE'RE GONNAGO TO OREGON!

WE'RE GONNA GO TO PITTSBURGHIN PENNSYLVANIA!

WE'RE GOING TO CANCUNFOR SPRING BREAK!

WE'RE GONNA GO TO MONTREAL!

WE'RE GOING TO VANCOUVER!

I'M GOING ALL OVER THE WORLD,

AND THEN I'M COMINGALL THE WAY TO WASHINGTON, D.C.

TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE!

BAH!

BAH!

I'M GONNA KICK OPEN THE DOOROF THE OVAL OFFICE,

AND I'M GONNA CHOPTHAT MOTHERFUCKING DESK IN HALF!

BAH!

AND THEN I'M GONNA GRABTHE SECRET SERVICE LIKE THIS

AND PUT HIM IN A HEADLOCKAND SAY, "BAH!"

AND THEN WE'RE GOING STRAIGHTINTO MY BEDROOM,

I'M GONNA GRAB MY WIFELIKE THIS,

AND WE'RE LIKE,"BYAH!"

AND THEN I'M GONNA WASH UP.I'M GONNA WASH UP.

AND I'M GONNA BE LIKE THIS,"BYAH!"

GOOD NIGHT!

thud!

- HE SETS POLICYFOR THIS ADMINISTRATION,

AND I SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT.

- 90 SECONDS.

- WELL, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANTTO REMEMBER

WHEN YOU'RE TALKINGABOUT THIS ISSUE

THAT VICE PRESIDENT CHENEYHAS A LESBIAN DAUGHTER,

AND NOT ONLY ISHIS DAUGHTER A LESBIAN,

BUT HIS MOM'S A LESBIAN,AND HIS SISTER'S A LESBIAN,

AND HIS GREASY GRANNY HAS HOLESIN HER PANTIES!

BYAH!

- WELL, GWEN, LET ME...- BYAH!

- THANK THE SENATOR FOR THE KINDWORDS HE SAID ABOUT MY FAMILY...

- BYAH, BYAH!- AND OUR DAUGHTER.

- YA, BYAH!

BYAH! I LOVE LESBIANS!BYAH!

I WATCHED THE L-WORDON SHOWTIME!

BYAH!

BYAH!

[hip-hop music]

[rapping] I GOT A TAX POLICYTHAT'LL BREAK YOUR NECK

BYAH!GOT YOU ALL A CHECK

GOIN' FROM WASHINGTONDOWN TO VERMONT

DOWN TO...BYAH!

BYAH! BYAH!

- YEAH!

both: BYAH!

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