Morgan Murphy - Real Single Ladies

  • Season 4 , Ep 4
  • 08/16/2013
  • Views: 25,150

Morgan Murphy has been single for a while and has never felt "woo" about it. (1:38)

I'm, uh, I'm nottrying to brag,

but I just want to leteveryone know that I, uh,

I did not drinkthe entire time I was pregnant.

Thank you.

Uh, thank you.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

I deserve that.

Uh, especially because

it was the hardestfour days of my life.

Uh, but I did it.

I did it.

I got through it.

Oh, where aremy single ladies at?

[WOMEN WHOOPING]

Why is that alwaysthe response

when people ask that--

Like, I'm a single lady.

I've been a single ladyfor a very long time.

And "whoo" is neverhow it's felt.

It has neverfelt that way.

Like, you guys should get morehonest time to answer that

so you can just be like, "Hey,where are my single ladies at?"

"Well, I'm here."

Um...

"Yeah, my friend saidto come.

"I didn't want to.She was like,

"Maybe you'll meetsomeone.

"And I've been herefor, like, 10 minutes.

"And I know I'm notgoing to.

And I want to go home."

Like, it should bea longer answer.

It's never "whoo."You never--

I've never been home aloneon, like, a Friday night

eating Thai food,cleaning out the litter box,

watching, like, my ninth Law & Order,

going, "Whoo!

"Whoo! Yes!

"My life!

"Whoo!

"This is fantastic.

"Let me justtext that guy.

"Hey, come over.'Oh, I'm seeing someone.'

Whoo!"

Amazing.

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