I'm, uh, I'm nottrying to brag,
but I just want to leteveryone know that I, uh,
I did not drinkthe entire time I was pregnant.
Uh, thank you.
I deserve that.
Uh, especially because
it was the hardestfour days of my life.
Uh, but I did it.
I did it.
I got through it.
Oh, where aremy single ladies at?
Why is that alwaysthe response
when people ask that--
Like, I'm a single lady.
I've been a single ladyfor a very long time.
And "whoo" is neverhow it's felt.
It has neverfelt that way.
Like, you guys should get morehonest time to answer that
so you can just be like, "Hey,where are my single ladies at?"
"Well, I'm here."
"Yeah, my friend saidto come.
"I didn't want to.She was like,
"Maybe you'll meetsomeone.
"And I've been herefor, like, 10 minutes.
"And I know I'm notgoing to.
And I want to go home."
Like, it should bea longer answer.
It's never "whoo."You never--
I've never been home aloneon, like, a Friday night
eating Thai food,cleaning out the litter box,
watching, like, my ninth Law & Order,
"This is fantastic.
"Let me justtext that guy.
"Hey, come over.'Oh, I'm seeing someone.'