Val Kappa - Different Class Clown

Season 9 , Ep 908 12/09/05 Views: 4,255

In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown. (0:56)

ANYBODY HEREEVER GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?

- HIGH SCHOOL? YEAH?- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY. YEAH. YOU LOOK LIKETHAT KINDA BUNCH.

I WENT THERE TOO, AND I WAS VOTED CLASS CLOWN,

BUT I WASN'T THENORMAL KINDA CLASS CLOWN.

LIKE I NEVER OWNED A WHOOPEE CUSHION

OR SPAT A SPITBALL, I WAS TOO POLITE.

INSTEAD I'D SITAND JUST RAISE MY HANDS

AND SAY THINGS TO MY TEACHERS LIKE,

I THINK WE'VE ALL HEARD ENOUGH OF YOUR CRAP, HONKY TONK.

[LAUGHTER]

HONKY TONK.

THAT'S HOW I GOT MY LAUGHS BACK THEN.

I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE WHEN I WAS 16.

AND THE DAY I GOT IT I WAS DRIVING MY CAR

THROUGH A PARKING LOTAND I HIT A PARKED CAR.

NORMALLY WHEN YOU DO THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT

A NOTE ON THE CAR THAT SAYS "WHOOPS. SORRY."

BUT MY NOTE SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

IT SAID, "YOU KNOW YOU WANTED IT."

[LAUGHTER]

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