Greg Fitzsimmons - Iowa

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 4,195

Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa. (0:57)

SO THEY CAN GET THE(bleep) OUT OF THERE.

IOWA'S THE WORST.

IOWA'S JUST NOTHING...

JUST FLAT AS FARAS YOU CAN SEE.

IT'S THE ONLY STATE INTHE COUNTRY YOU CAN STANDON YOUR FRONT PORCH

AND ACTUALLY WATCHYOUR DOG RUN AWAY.

FOR THREE DAYS.

AND YOU DON'T BLAME HIM.

GOOD LUCK, RUSTY.

(whispering)SAVE YOURSELF.

LOT OF COWS.

GO TO IOWA, LOT OF COWS.

I REMEMBER THIS ONE TOWN,THEY WERE REALLY PROUD

OF THE FACT THAT THEYDIDN'T SELL MILK THERE

BECAUSE EVERYBODY IN THETOWN OWNED THEIR OWN COW.

THEY HAD TO TATTOOMISSING KIDS' FACES

RIGHT ON THE COW'S ASS.

IOWA SUCKS.

IT'S JUST... THERE'S NOTALL BUILDINGS AT ALL.

'CAUSE IF THEY BUILT ATALL BUILDING IN IOWA,

EVERYBODY WOULD CLIMB TO THETOP, AND THEY WOULD JUMP.

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