Kristen Schaal - The End

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Season 1, Ep 101 04/01/2013 Views: 5,586

Kristen Schaal and Kurt Braunohler conclude the show with the first sketch they ever wrote together. (4:35)

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- [scoffs]Nice.

Thank you very much,ladies and gentlemen.

This'll be the conclusionof the show for real.

And obviously, thiscomedy special didn't work,

and it's probablynot gonna air at all.

So, you witnessed it.Congratulations.

[scattered cheers]

Please don't up--I hope you weren't filming.

Please don't upload this,or tell anyone about it.

[laughter]

Okay, so,this is my comedy partner

Kurt Braunohler.

- Hello, everyone. Hello.[cheers and applause]

Thank you.

We've been in show biz togetherfor years, since the '70s.

- Yeah, we actually

had our very firsttelevision show together.

It was called,

Uncle Ben's Farmyard Courthouse.

- Yeah, it explainedthe judicial system to children

with a courthousemade up completely of animals.

- Yeah.[laughter]

It was canceled immediately.- Yup, yup.

Because none of the animalscould talk, so...

- [laughs]No, no.

- So, it was just a lotof long, lopped-off shots...

- Yeah.

- of horses and goatsbehind lecterns

with justa lot of voiceover.

- It was bad TV,it's bad TV.

- But meeting you, and...- Yes.

- and doing that show.- It was magical.

- It was the besttime of my life,

and I figured why notend my career tonight,

the way I started?- That's a great idea.

- By doing the first sketchthat we ever wrote together.

- I'm ready.- Okay, here we go.

[cheers and applause]

- One, two,one, two, three...

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

[panting] ♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse! ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

♪ Look at her dancelike a horse ♪

♪ Oh, Kristen Schaalis a horse ♪

♪ Kristen Schaal is a horse

♪ Look at her dance like a--Look at her go like a-- ♪

[slows down] ♪ Look at herdance like a horse ♪

- That's how a Billbecomes a law.

[heart monitor flatlines]

- I'm sorry for your loss.

I wish I could havegotten to know you.

That song took upa lot of time.

[rattling,clattering on floor]

[tone continues]