Grimes' Favorite Things

  • Season 2 , Ep 210
  • 09/01/2011
  • Views: 23,886

Grimes gives everyone a gift so they will cooperate with his scheme to earn his mummy mother's respect. (1:12)

I HOLSTED MY GUN,

WE DISPOSED OF THE BODY.

THAT CONCLUDESTHE MINUTES

FROM LAST WEEK'S MEETING.

ON TO NEW BUSINESS.

[gunshot]- GAH!

- LAST NIGHT MY MOTHER, A MUMMY,AWOKE FROM THE DEAD.

I KNOW.IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

[gunshot]- AHH!

- MOTHER WAS ALWAYS DISAPPOINTEDWITH MY LACK OF AMBITION.

SHE DIED THINKING I WASA FAILURE.

SO DURING HER VISIT,

WE'RE GOING TO TRICK HER

INTO BELIEVING I'M RUNNINGTHE D.O.I.,

THAT LEONARD IS MY MANSERVANT,

AND THAT CALLIE IS MY BEAUTIFULBUT ICY AND DISTANT WIFE.

- IF YOU THINK I'M SLEEPINGWITH YOU...

- IN EXCHANGEFOR YOUR COOPERATION,

I WANT YOU TO OPEN THE BOXBENEATH YOUR SEAT

AND KEEP WHAT'S INSIDE.

- IT'S LIKE OPRAH'SFAVORITE THINGS!

- THAT'S A PRICELESS ARTIFACT

THAT'S BEEN IN OUR FAMILYFOR CENTURIES.

YOU CAN SELL ITAND BUY YOURSELF A DECENT SKIRT

THAT GOES ALL THE WAYTO THE FLOOR.

- SEX IS BACK ON THE TABLE.

- THE WORLD'S OLDEST WHISKEY.

IT'S NOT FOR DRINKING,OF COURSE.

- [chugging]

- SA-MOOTH!

- THERE'S NOTHING HERE.

[gasping]WAIT, IS IT A CAR?

SHOW ME A PONTIAC AZTEC, OPRAH!

[muffled shouting]

- THEY DON'T MAKETHAT MODEL ANYMORE.

WE'RE ALL AGREEDHE'S A HORRIBLE LIAR.

WE'LL STORE HIM IN THE CLOSETFOR THE DAY.

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