Corey Holcomb - Breaking Up

  • Season 9, Ep 24
  • 07/21/2005
  • Views: 14,564

Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed. (1:33)

I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT

RIGHT AWAY, I AIN'T NO GOOD,

SO I LOOK FOR WOMEN THAT AIN'T

NO GOOD.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T WANT A GOOD WOMAN, MAN.

A GOOD WOMAN BRINGS MY SPIRIT

DOWN.

EVERYTHING I DO IS MESSED UP

WHENEVER I'M WITH A GOOD WOMAN.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]

"YOU JUST GETTING IN THE HOUSE?"

"OH, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO."

GET YOU A GIRL THAT AIN'T

NO GOOD FELLAS, THAT WAY YOU GOT

LEVERAGE IN THE ARGUMENT.

SHE BE LIKE, "WHERE YOU BEEN?"

I BE LIKE, "WHERE YOU BEEN?"

[LAUGHTER]

"YEAH, YOU GOT HER TEN MINUTES

BEFORE I DID!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"YOUR MOTOR WAS STILL CLICKING

WHEN I WALKED IN THE DOOR."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I THINK IT'S A GOOD THING,

LADIES, WHEN YOU KNOW A GUY'S

NO GOOD IN THE BEGINNING.

I GIVE YOU EVERY WARNING.

I'M THAT GUY, YOU BREAK UP

WITH ME I'LL MOVE ACROSS

THE STREET WITH THAT CHICK

YOU DON'T LIKE.

I'M OUT THERE ON THE PORCH

WITH HER LIKE...

"HEY.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M STILL IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD."

YEAH.

[KISS ON CHEEK]

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I DON'T KNOW BREAKING UP IS NOT

AN EASY THING TO DO...

FOR SOME PEOPLE.

[LAUGHTER]

I GOT BREAKING UP DOWN TO A

SCIENCE.

I REMEMBER I WANTED TO GET RID

OF THIS ONE GIRL, I JUST STARTED

PEEING IN THE BED.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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