Johnny Sanchez - The Walk

  • Season 3 , Ep 13
  • 08/31/2000
  • Views: 3,889

African-Americans wouldn't survive two seconds in Africa. (1:31)

ANOTHER OBSERVATION IS THE WALK,I'VE NOTICED.

WE ALL KNOW THE WALK.

YEAH, WE KNOW THE WALKTHAT BROTHERS DO SOMETIMES.

YEAH, LIKE THIS.WALKING AROUND, RIGHT?

AND YOU REALIZE THIS ISAN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WALK.

ONLY IN AMERICA WILL YOU SEEA BLACK GUY WALKING LIKE THIS.

YOU'LL NEVER SEE A BLACK GUYIN AFRICA WALKING LIKE THIS.

YOU KNOWWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WE'VE ALL SEENTHE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.

COMPLETE OPPOSITE.YOU EVER SEE THEM?

[laughter]

[applause]

[laughs]

THEY'RE ALWAYS ON THE BALLOF THEIR TOES ALL THE TIME.

YOU KNOW?I GUESS THEY HAVE TO BE.

THEY NEVER KNOWWHEN A LION'S--

[roars]

A BROTHER OF THE UNITED STATESPROBABLY ONLY LAST BUT TWO DAYS

IN AFRICA ANYWAY, 'CAUSE HE TRYTO LOOK COOL, YOU KNOW?

THAT'S WHY HE'D END UPGETTING HURT.

EVERYBODY'S RUNNING THROUGHTHE HIGH GRASS.

"LION! LION! LION!"

HE'S LIKE,"[bleep], I GOT TO LOOK GOOD,

BUT DAMN,THAT MO'FO' GETTING CLOSE."

[roaring]

HE'S BACK IN THE STATES.

"HEY, WHAT HAPPENEDTO YOU, MAN?"

"THERE'S A LION IN AFRICA, MAN.WHAT YOU THINK?

"DAMN.

"I WENT DOWNLOOKING GOOD THOUGH.

"THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.I WENT DOWN LOOKING GOOD.

"LOOK, I STILL GOTTHE WALK THOUGH.

"UGH. LOOK. UGH.CAN I GET A LIMP LIMP?

CAN I GET A LIMP LIMP?"

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