Zapp's Plan

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 11/28/1999
  • Views: 8,664

Zapp Brannigan replaces Leela as captain of the Planet Express and hatches a crazy scheme to attack the Neutral Planet. (1:47)

LEELA, YOU MAY BEA FORMIDABLE

DOER OF THE NASTY

BUT I AM FORCEDTO RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR POST.

ON WHAT GROUNDS,YOU SLOBBERING OAF?

FAILURE TO PREVENT A MUTINY.

THROW HER IN THE BRIG.

WE DON'T HAVE A BRIG.

THEN THROW HERIN THE LAUNDRY ROOM

WHICH WILL HEREAFTERBE REFERRED TO AS THE BRIG.

YOU REALLY DON'T WANT METO BE CAPTAIN ANYMORE?

YOU GOT IT, GENIUS.

BUT DIDN'T I DO A GOOD JOB?

YOU WERE MEAN,AND YOU YELLED

AND YOU MADE US DOALL THAT WORK.

SOMETIMES, A CAPTAIN NEEDSTO DO THOSE THINGS.

BESIDES, I THOUGHTWE WERE FRIENDS.

YEAH, WELL

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEENSUCH A MEAN CAPTAIN, THEN.

DON'T WORRY, LEELA.

SOON, WE'LL BEABLE TO LOOK BACKON THIS AND LAUGH.

( cruel laughing )

BACK IN MY OLD UNIFORM.

AND IT NEARLY STILL FITS

EVEN AFTER ALL THATFATTENING HOBO CUISINE.

WHAT SHALL I DO WITHYOUR CIVILIAN CLOTHES, SIR?

TAKE THEM TOTHE LAUNDRY BRIG.

SO, DO I HAVEYOUR LOYALTY, MEN?

TO THE ENDSOF THE UNIVERSE.

TEN HUNDRED PERCENT.

THAT'S NOT NEARLY LOYAL ENOUGH.

I ORDER YOU TO SIT AROUNDAND DRINK BEER

UNTIL YOU'RE AS LOYALAS KIF, HERE.

YES, SIR, SIR.

UM, MAY I HAVEA BEER, SIR?

NO, YOU'RE LOYALENOUGH ALREADY.

MEANWHILE, I HAVE A PLAN.

WE WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY ATTACK

OUR ARCHENEMY,THE NEUTRAL PLANET.

OH, GEEZ.

ONCE THE NEUTRALWAR MACHINE LIES IN RUINS

I'LL BE A HERO AGAIN

AND THE DOOP WILLREINSTATE ME AS CAPTAIN.

BUT SIR, THAT PLANMAKES NO SENSE.

MAYBE NOT TO YOU, KIF.

BUT IF I RECALL CORRECTLY

YOU WERE COURT-MARTIALEDIN DISGRACE.

OOH, BURN!

NAILED YOU, BUDDY.

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