New Kids in School

  • Season 2 , Ep 1
  • 09/20/2011
  • Views: 59,039

Ders, Blake and Adam go undercover as students at the local high school to find out who stole their dragon statue. (2:17)

[laughter]

- NO DOUBT.NO DOUBT. DEFINITELY.

WHAT UP, DOGS?YEAH, MAN.

WHAT'S UP?I'M ADAM DEMAMP.

I JUST TRANSFERREDFROM THE OTHER SCHOOL

THAT'S PRETTY FAR AWAYFROM HERE.

UM...LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME.

I TRAIN WITH KETTLE BELLSAND MY FAVORITE MOVIES

ARE NOTORIOUS AND BLOW,

SO I'M, LIKE, A--JUST REAL.

I'M SO--A REAL DUDELIKE YOU GUYS.

- HEY, WHAT'S UP,DUDES, BABE?

- WHOA.YOU'RE QUAID FRANKLIN.

YOU'RE SO GOODAT FOOTBALL, DUDE.

I READ THIS WHOLE PAPERABOUT YOU.

14 TOUCHDOWNS,2,238 YARDS.

HE'S GOING TO NEBRASKANEXT YEAR.

IT'S--YOU'RE THE MAN, DUDE.

- YEAH, WHO ARE YOU?

- [laughs]

I'M--I'M ADAM DEMAMP.

I JUST INTRODUCED MYSELF,BUT...

THEY USED TO CALL MEMEAT MOUNTAIN IN HIGH SCHOOL.

- YO, DUDES.

THERE'S THIS NERD INTHE BATHROOM THAT'S TRYING TO,

LIKE--I DON'T KNOW--[bleep] DUDES OR SOMETHING.

- THAT'S ONE THINGTHAT I HATE--NERDS!

RIGHT?UGH!

LET'S GO POUND THIS NERD!

QUAID, LET'S GO POUNDTHIS NERD--

ME AND YOU, BRO!

BASH BROS!BASH BROS!

LET'S GO, QUAID AND ADAM!

[chanting]LET'S GO, WOLVES.

LET'S GO!

- HEY, MAN,HOW COME YOU'RE HERE?

ME?I WAS STEALING, MAN.

GOT CAUGHT UP STEALING STATUES.

YOU EVER STEAL STATUES, MAN?

YOU EVER STEAL,LIKE, A, UH--

A DRAGON STATUE?

- EXCUSE ME.- HUH?

- PLEASE BE QUIET.THANK YOU.

- MAN, I DIDN'T EVENDO ANYTHING.

DANG!OKAY?

- THAT'S IT.YOU KNOW, SHAWN-DERS--

- WHAT?- THAT'S IT.

WE'RE GOING TO THE OFFICE.- OKAY.

- GIVE ME YOUR I.D.LET'S SEE IT.

- YOU KNOW ANYTHINGABOUT A STOLEN STATUE?

- WE'RE GOING TO THE OFFICE.- MAN, STOP. GET OFF ME, DUDE!

- HOW ABOUT WE GIVEYOUR PARENTS A CALL?

- WHAT? OKAY, WAIT, WAIT.STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.

I'M NOT SHAWN-DERS, OKAY?

- [chanting]LET'S GO, WOLVES!

LET'S GO--OH!

WRONG GUY.THAT'S--

WE SHOULD GO CHECKANOTHER BATHROOM.

- NO, NO, NO.THAT'S HIM.

AND IT'S TIMETO WHUP HIS ASS.

- NO!

OR HEAR ME OUT.

WE COULD REALLY PUNISHTHIS PERV...

AAAAND...

GIVE HIM A SWIRLY.

- ALL RIGHT.- YEAH!

- I JUST WASHED MY HAIR.

COME ON.HOLD ON.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

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