Karl's Wedding Ceremony

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 11/08/2011
  • Views: 40,157

Ders works his seduction skills on Karl's mother before Blake reluctantly officiates Karl's wedding. (2:41)

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- I DO, I DO. I KNOW.THAT WAS AWESOME.

[music stops]

DERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I'M JUST, UH, LOOKINGFOR THE HOLE IN THE CEILING,

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SUREYOU FELL FROM HEAVEN.

HI, I'M ANDERS.

- OH, WOW, I LIKE HIM.

- MOMMY, THIS IS DERS,AND DERS IS EVIL,

AND HE NEEDS TO LEAVE.

- KARL, I'M NOT EVIL.

WELL, MAYBE I AM.I DON'T KNOW.

BUT SERIOUSLY, I JUST WANTEDTO SHOW YOU GUYS A FEW STEPS,

A FEW MOVES THAT I KNOW,THAT COULD, YOU KNOW,

HELP YOU OUT TONIGHTON THE DANCE FLOOR.

- REALLY?- MOMMY, NO.

- FIRST THING'S FIRST,LET'S, UH, SWITCH THIS BEAT UP.

[R&B music playing]NOW WE'RE TALKING.

YOU BRING THE RHYTHM,I'LL BRING THE BLUES.

- OOH.BLACK MUSIC.

- YES.

YOU KNOW,WHEN I'M DANCING,

I LIKE TO SEE HOW CLOSEI CAN GET WITHOUT KISSING.

I FIND IT VERY EROTIC.

BUT SOMETIMES, YOU GOT TOSAVE THAT...FOR LATER.

OKAY?

SO, UH, KARL,THE BOWTIE, COME ON.

[whispered] I CAN DOANYTHING I WANT WITH HER.

OKAY?HEY, GREAT MEETING YOU.

I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE?- LOVELY MEETING YOU.

- WELL, IT'S, UH,GO TIME...

UNLESS, UH, WE'RE THINKINGMAYBE WE DON'T WANT A GO TIME.

WELCOME, EVERYONE,TO THE MARRIAGE

OF KARL CARLOS HEVACHECK,

AND...HANNAH.

WELL, LET'S JUST GET RIGHT OFFT-T-TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF.

DOES ANYBODY HERE HAVEAN OBJECTION?

DOES ANYBODY OBJECTTO THE MARRIAGE?

SPEAK NOW,FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.

ANY OBJECTIONS?

OH! HA-HA!I KNEW IT.

YES, SIR, WHAT'SYOUR OBJECT--

NO?WELL, YOU MOVED A LITTLE.

- I THINK WE'RE GOOD, BRO.- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

LAST CALL, ANY OBJECTIONS?

YES, I HAVE AN OBJECTION.YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.

I HAVE AN OBJECTIONBECAUSE I SAW THIS GIRL

BASICALLY JUST GETTINGTHE BUTTER

SUCKED OUT OF HER BOOBSBY SEWER DWAYNE.

THAT'S RIGHT.KARL, I'M SORRY.

I HAD TO TELL YOU THIS

BECAUSE I'M JUST A REALLYGOOD FRIEND OF YOURS,

AND YOU'RE CHANGINGFOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS.

- OKAY, WHATEVER.

I WAS JUST TRYINGTO PISS MY PARENTS OFF

BY MARRYING WATER TRASH.

AND THEN YOU STARTEDDRESSING ALL WEIRD AND--

- WE WERE GONNA HAVEA HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS,

WE WERE GONNA HAVE BABIES,

AND THEN THOSE BABIESWERE GONNA SUCK ON YOUR TITTIES.

- WHAT THE [bleep] IS UPWITH YOUR HAIR?

- IT'S FOR YOU.- IT'S STUPID.

- IT'S CLASSY.IT'S LIKE YOURS.

HANNAH,I MIGHT BE WATER TRASH,

BUT I'M ALSO A WATER HUMAN.

- THAT DOESN'T EVENMEAN ANYTHING.

- MOMMY, LET'S--

MOMMY?BLAKE, WHERE'S MOMMY?

- I--- SHE'S WITH DERS.

MOMMY! MOMMY!

MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMYMOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY.

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