On My Way to Steal Your Girl

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Johnathan Fernandez, Alice Wetterlund and Jordan Rock guess what several people and animals are on their way to do. (3:31)

If the Internethas taught me anything,

it's, number one, I ruined The Walking Dead.

-Also...-(Wetterlund laughing)

People love calling--

Why'd you laugh at that?

People love calling cerealmascots "daddy".

But also, at any moment,

someone is on their wayto steal your girl.


Someone finally improvedon the wheel.

So in honor, in honor of the OnMy Way To Steal Your Girl meme,

comedians, I'm gonna show yousomeone on the go,

and for 250 points,I want you to tell me

what they're on their wayto do.

First,a man dealing with weight.

-All right, there he goes.-(laughter)

Where is he on his way to,Jordan?

On his way to the left,then to the wall,

and then to the hospital.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

-Yeah, just keep going out.-(applause)

He's never,for the rest of his life,

he's never ableto put that down.

-He just has to...-ROCK: He just keeps going.

He can't ever put that down.Johnathan.

On my way to make a me-shapedhole in the wall.

-HARDWICK: All right, points.-WETTERLUND: Yeah.


Next up, this raccoon rider.


He's not even that (bleep) good;he has training wheels.

He's not going very fast--Alice.

On my way to steal yoursquirrel.

(Hardwick laughing)

Oh, my God!

(cheering and applause)

Jordan Rock.

On my way to a Red Lobsterdumpster.

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

Next up, this metal man.


HARDWICK: (mechanical voice):Where is he on his way to?


On my way to make errandsin Chernobyl.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

-Points, points.-(applause)


On my way to the basementat Westworld.

HARDWICK:All right. Points.

Next up, this chill chow.

(audience exclaiming)

It's a (bleep)ing people mover,God damn it.

Not a dog mover-- Alice.

I'm just on my way backto my office.

I'm the head of TSA.

HARDWICK:Yeah, points.



On my way to fly Pet Blue,

because my bitch is badand boozing.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

Next up, this moped masteron a mission.


On my way to find Nemo.

All right, points.


On my way to vote for Trump.(imitates gurgling)

All right, points.


On my way to a DUI class.

All right, poi...

Finally, something from Japan.

Something from Japan.

(children singing)

-Oh...-(bell dings)

It's really fun to seetheir inauguration ceremony.

Uh... Johnathan.

On my way to a furry funeral.


Just people dressed as penguins,'cause that's formal. Uh...

Crank up the happy music,we got to be happy.