Todd Glass - Imitating Someone Else

  • Season 5 , Ep 16
  • 10/14/2001
  • Views: 4,632

Imitating someone else makes you look just as crazy as they did to you. (1:39)

I'M GONNA GOTO PHILADELPHIA

TOMORROW TO SEE MY FAMILY,WHICH IS ALWAYS NICE.

I HAVE A NIECE.

PHILADELPHIA!

PHILADELPHIA.

ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARESAYING FLUFFY WHEN THEY TALK.

WHERE YOU FROM?

FLUFFY.

FLUFFY?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW DA FLUFFY EAGLES?

THE FLUFFY EAGLES?

NO I NEVER HEARD OF THE FLUFFYEAGLES.

NO DA FLUFFY EAGLES.

FLUFF, FLUFF, FLUFF.

AND THEN I IMITATE THATIN MY HEAD.

YOU KNOW, DID YOU EVER HEARSOMETHING, LIKE I WHEN,

I ONE TIME I HEARD THIS GUY FROMLONG ISLAND LIKE I WAS AT A

SANDWICH PLACE AT AN AIRPORT,AND I HEARD HIM GO, YEA, DATS

FI DOLLAS.

IT'S FI DOLLAS.

AND THEN I WAS ON THE AIRPLANE,I WAS SITTING ON THE PLANE

IMITATING HIM.

SO I'M LIKE, FI DOLLAS,FI DOLLAS.

FI DOLLAS.

AND THEN THE LADY NEXT TO ME SAWME.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THEN YOU FEEL LIKE OH MY GOD,I BETTER EXPLAIN, BECAUSE I

THINK TO HER IT LOOKS LIKE I HADTOURETTE'S SYNDROME.

I'M LIKE, FI DOLLAS.

FI DOLLAS.

SO THEN I GO,NO, I'M NOT CRAZY I WAS

IMITATING A GUY I HEARD,NEVER MIND, I STILL LOOK CRAZY,

YOU KNOW?

LIKE I LOOK ANY MORE NORMAL,NO I'M JUST IMITATING A GUY

I SAW, FI DOLLAS.

FI DOLLAS.

FI DOLLAS.

GONNA SEE MY NIECE.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GET HERFOR HER BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR.

KATIE, I BOUGHT HER A GALLOPINGHORSE.

ENDED UP BEING A PIECE OF JUNK.

DIDN'T EVEN GALLOP, IT LIKEVIBRATED.

IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE ONEOF THOSE HORSES WHEN YOU PUT IT

OUTSIDE THE SUPERMARKET YOU OUTTHE KID ON IT.

NO.

THIS THING VIBRATED,IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.

SHE WAS SITTING ON IT LIKE...

(VIBRATING SOUND)SO YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING,

BUT I DIDN'T SAY IT, IT'S MYPRECIOUS NIECE, YOU KNOW.

THEN MY BROTHER SAID IT,HE GOES, SHE'S GONNA BE ON THAT

TILL SHE'S THIRTY, THANKS A LOT.

I CAN'T GET MY SISTER OFF OF IT!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER!

HA, HA.

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