Mary Lynn Rajskub - Hard Rock Cafe

Season 1 , Ep 104 11/13/10 Views: 15,100

The straw that broke it for Mary Lynn Rajskub was the day she had to wait on John Corbett. (3:21)

AS CHLOE FROM 24

AND FROM HER GUEST APPEARANCEON ABC'S MODERN FAMILY.

PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIENDMARY LYNN RAJSKUB.

[cheers and applause]

- THANKS FOR THATVERY NATURAL INTRO.

DOUG, HI. HOW ARE YOU?

I WANTED TO TALK TO YOUABOUT A PERSONAL STORY

FROM MY LIFE.

- OH, OKAY.WELL, JUST TELL THEM AND...

- NEVER MIND.YOU'RE NOT THERE.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.[laughs] TOO--TOO FAR?

- I'VE GOT A GREAT STORYTO TELL YOU GUYS.

[bleep] YOU.

- THAT WAS MY NATURAL SEGUE.

SO MY DREAM JOBWAS TO BE A WAITRESS

AT THE HARD ROCK CAFE.

- SWEET GIG.

- ♪ BOW BOW

LATER IN LIFE WHEN I FIRST MOVEDTO LOS ANGELES,

I WAS ABLE TO MAKETHAT DREAM COME TRUE,

UH, BY GETTING A JOBAT THE HARD ROCK CAFE

IN WEST HOLLYWOOD,CALIFORNIA.

UH, THEY WANTED US TO GOTO THE TABLE AND SAY, UH,

"HEY, TRYTHE HARD ROCK AND ROLL CHILI

"'CAUSE IT'S MADE WITH BEEF,AND PORK,

"AND SPICES, AND A LITTLE BITOF ROCK AND ROLL

PUT RIGHT IN THE CHILI."

BUT THE STRAWTHAT REALLY BROKE IT FOR ME

WAS THE DAY I WAITEDON, UM, JOHN CORBETT.

TV'S HUNKY, UH, JOHN...

- YEAH, HE'S FROM, UH, SEX AND THE CITY.

- UNITED STATES OF TARA.- AIDAN. AIDAN.

- AIDAN.- YEAH.

- BACK IN MY DAY,

HE WAS THE HOT DJFROM NORTHERN EXPOSURE.

- NORTHERN EXPOSURE.YEAH.

[scattered hoots]SO HE COMES INTO...

- THANK YOU,PUSHING-ALMOST-40-YEAR-OLD

OUT IN THE AUDIENCE.

WHAT'S UP?

UM...- SO HE COMES INTO--

THIS IS WAY BEFORE HE STARTEDDATING BO DEREK.

- SO BEFORE. HE WAS DATING,LIKE, A SKELETON

THAT WAS IN THE BOOTHACROSS FROM HIM.

AND SO I WAS TERRIFIEDFOR MANY REASONS.

ONE, JUST 'CAUSE HE WAS HOTAND HE WAS ON TV.

AND THEN THAT GIRL,I WAS, LIKE, "OH, GOD,

"IF I BREATHE TOO HARD,SHE MIGHT FALL TO DUST.

AND PLUS I'VE GOT TO SAYTHIS CHILI THING."

AND I JUST--SO MUCHGOING ON IN MY MIND.

SO I WENT UP AND I WAS, LIKE,"CAN I TAKE YOUR DRINK ORDER?"

AND HE LOOKED AT MEAND HE WAS, LIKE,

"DO YOU HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?"

- IN HIS DEFENSE...

SOMETHING TELLS MEYOU DIDN'T JUST GO

"CAN I TAKEYOUR DRINK ORDER?"

- WELL, I MAY HAVE BEEN FROWNINGSO DEEPLY FROM THE INSIDE,

BUT TRYING TO PASTEA SMILE ON IT.

AND I WAS JUST, LIKE--

- SEE, THAT DOES LOOK LIKE YOUMIGHT HAVE DOWN SYNDROME.

- AAH! SO...

- WELL, I HOPE HE WATCHESTHIS SHOW AND FEELS BAD

ABOUT WHAT HE DID.

- I DON'T WANT HIMTO FEEL BAD.

I JUST...

- 'CAUSE WHO THAT DOESHAVE DOWN SYNDROME

WOULD YOU SAY TO THEM,

"SO DO YOU HAVEDOWN SYNDROME?"

LIKE, WOULDN'T YOU JUSTLOOK AT--LOOK AND GO,

"I BET--I THINK I KNOWWHAT'S GOING ON THERE

AND THERE'S NO REASON FOR METO DISCUSS IT WITH THEM"?

"I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

I DON'T NEED TO DIAGNOSETHE PERSON RIGHT HERE."

- THANK YOU.

THANK YOUFOR INTERRUPTING ME

BECAUSE IT'S NOT A DISCUSSIONTHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

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