Sebastian Maniscalco - Dancing

  • Season 12 , Ep 4
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 18,802

Guys can do anything on the first date. (2:13)

BUT IT'S THE WOMEN.

THEY ALWAYS WANTDIFFERENT ATMOSPHERE.

THEY'RE INTO ATMOSPHERE, RIGHT?

THEY'LL LEAVE HERE TONIGHT.YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN' HOME.

YOU'RE GONNA WALK OUT THAT EXIT.SHE'S GONNA TURN TO YOU LIKE,

"WHERE ARE WE GOIN' NOW?"WHAT-- WE JUST DID IT.

THE COMEDY CENTRAL, THE FUN,WHAT THE--

[LAUGHTER]

SO SHE WANTS TO DANCE NOW,NOW THE DANCING.

NOW, SHE'S IN HER 20s.I'M IN MY 30s.

WOMEN IN THEIR 20sDANCE A LOT DIFFERENTTHAN MEN IN THEIR 30s.

RIGHT?THERE'S A LOTTA BENDING.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT IT'S THAT FIRST DATE,RIGHT GUYS?

WE COULD DO ANYTHINGON THE FIRST DATE.

SHE LIKE, "DO YOU DANCE?"'COURSE I DANCE, LET'S DO THIS.

SO, SHE GETS OUTTO THE DANCE FLOOR.

RIGHT AWAY,SHE STARTS PULLIN' THIS MOVE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEN SHE PULLED A HEAD WHIP.

[LAUGHTER, CATCALLS & APPLAUSE]

I'M LIKE WOW, I LIKE THIS.I WANNA PARTICIPATE.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT I DON'T KNOWIF I COULD GET DOWN THAT FAR.

BUT I'M ALREADY OUT THERE.SO I'M LIKE, ARIGHT, LET'S GO.

- LET'S-- LET'S DO THIS.- [LAUGHTER]

- THEN MY LEGS START BURNING.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,SUMPIN' POPPED.

[POOF] OH, MY GOD.DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

A LIGAMENT, A MUSCLE,SUMPIN' FELL OUT.

- AND I COULDN'T GET BACK UP.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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