Pegasus Sighting

The Branding Season 1, Ep 4 02/21/2012 Views: 168,136

Channel 6 News creates a local news story by investigating reports of a Pegasus in the area. (2:07)

- WHAT DO WE DO?

THEY TOLD US AT THE STATIONTO COME DOWN HERE AND FILL TIME,

BUT, UH, THERE'SNO STORY HERE.

- IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD,THERE'S ALWAYS A STORY.

HERE, GIMME THE NAMEOF A MYTHICAL CREATURE.

- MYTHICAL CREATURE?I DON'T--

- TRUST ME.- UH, I DON'T--A PEGASUS.

- PEGASUS, PERFECT.

JUST ROLL,WATCH, AND LEARN.

- THEY CAN STAY IN MY HOUSEIF THEY WANT TO--

- HI, THERE. RICK NICHOLSBY,CHANNEL SIX NEWS.

WE'VE HAD REPORTSOF A PEGASUS IN THE AREA.

HAS ANYBODY SEENANYTHING LIKE THAT?

- AW, YEAH, MAN,I SEEN A PEGASUS.

I SEEN IT, YEAH, EVERY DAY.- I SEES IT TOO, MAN.

WE BOTH SEETHAT PEGASUS, DOG.

- YEAH, I SAW ITWITH MY OWN TWO EYES, MAN.

THAT HORSE HADA BIG OLD SNAKE HEAD--

- NAW, MAN, IT AIN'TGOT NO SNAKE HEAD, FOOL.

Y'ALL, THAT--THAT HORSEHAD SOME BIG WINGS, MAN.

- YEAH, YEAH.- THAT'S SOME FLYING [bleep].

- YEAH, THAT HORSEHAD BIG OLD WINGS.

MAN, LIKE TWOSETS OF WINGS, YEAH.

Y'ALL SEE THE PEGASUS?all: YEAH.

- EVERYBODY UP IN HERESEEN THE PEGASUS, MAN.

- CURIOSITY HASBROUGHT OUT LARGE CROWDS

TO SEE THE ALLEGED PEGASUS INTHIS SOUTH LENNOX NEIGHBORHOOD.

- LOOK, THERE IT IS.

- I'M GONNA FIND IT,BREAK IT,

AND THEN RIDE ITTO THE PEGASUS TREASURE.

- RESIDENTS SAY THE CREATURERESEMBLES THIS AMATEUR SKETCH.

- KICKED THE [bleep]OUT OF MY CAR.

CITY'S GOTTA PAYFOR THAT [bleep] TOO.

I AIN'T GOT NO COVERAGEFOR NO PEGASUS, BITCH.

- HE LAND ON MY ROOF, MAN.LOOK AT MY ROOF, MAN.

HE BUSTED IT UP.

HE BUSTEDTHE WHOLE THING UP, MAN.

YEAH, HE BEEN--HE BEEN--HE BEENSITTING UP THERE EVERY DAY.

- WHILE MANY REVELIN THE POSSIBILITY

OF SEEINGTHE WINGED HORSE,

OTHERS ARE NOTSO WELCOMING.

- I JUST KNOW THIS NEIGHBORHOODWOULD BE BETTER

IF THAT PEGASUSIS PUT DOWN.

- I TELL YOU THIS: GOD AIN'TPUTTING NO WINGS ON NO HORSE.

- NOW, SEE, IF THIS WASA WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD,

ANIMAL CONTROLWOULD BE UP IN HERE

WITH A PEGASUS TRAP.- THAT'S RIGHT.

THEY CAN'T TAKE OUR PEGASUS.THIS IS OUR PEGASUS.

- PEGASUS UP INTHIS MOTHER[bleep]!

- HEY, MAN, WHY YOUINTERRUPTING ME?

I'M TRYING TO TALKABOUT THE PEGASUS.

- [bleep] YOU!- HEY!

DON'T BE DISRESPECTING PEGASUS!- I LOVE PEGASUS!

- YES, WE'RE HERE LIVEON THE SCENE IN SOUTH LENNOX,

WHERE RIOTS HAVE BROKEN OUTOVER THE ALLEGED APPEARANCE

OF A FLYING HORSE.

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