Adam Ferrara - A Sleeping Man

  • Season 4 , Ep 5
  • 12/31/2000
  • Views: 11,179

There's something about a sleeping man that drives women nuts. (2:00)

WE DO.

WE PLAY THIS NEW GAME AROUND THE

HOUSE CALLED "DOES THIS BELONG

HERE?"

THAT'S A LOT OF FUN.

(LAUGHTER)

THE GAME STARTS WHEN I'M JUST

ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP.

THAT'S WHEN SHE'LL HOLD

SOMETHING UP, "DOES THIS BELONG

HERE?"

"NO.

YOU WIN."

(LAUGHTER)

OH, THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU

REST.

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT A

SLEEPING MAN JUST DRIVES WOMEN

NUTS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT

THEY GO CRAZY.

"LOOK AT HIM, JUST LAYING THERE

RESTING.

HE SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING!

OR AT LEAST ANSWERING ONE OF MY

INANE QUESTIONS."

(LAUGHTER)

OH, AS SOON AS YOU LAY DOWN,

THAT'S WHEN THE MOST BIZARRE

THINGS START COMING OUT OF HER

MOUTH.

"GOOD NIGHT, BABY."

"DO YOU THINK WE WERE TOGETHER

IN A PAST LIFE?"

(LAUGHTER)

"YEAH, AND I DIED OF SLEEP

DEPRIVATION.

GO TO BED."

"DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE WE'RE SOUL

MATES?"

"HONEY, I FEEL LIKE WE'RE CELL

MATES.

IT'S LIGHTS OUT.

COME ON!"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

IT'S IMPORTANT I GET MY REST.

I HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING

AND FETCH HER THINGS.

OH, WHENEVER SHE USES THE PHRASE

"I WAS THINKING," THAT MEANS

I EITHER HAVE TO MOVE, PAINT OR

BUY SOMETHING.

SHE SENDS ME OUT TO GET STUFF,

AND I NEVER GET THE RIGHT STUFF.

"HOW COME YOU DON'T GET THE

RIGHT STUFF?"

"BECAUSE I'M A FRIGGIN' IDIOT.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?"

NOW SHE PINS A NOTE TO MY SHIRT

LIKE I'M A 4-YEAR-OLD.

"TELL THE MAN YOU WANT THIS."

(BABY VOICE) "MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS

I HAVE TO BRING THIS HOME.

(LAUGHTER)

CAN YOU PUT IT IN MY BACKPACK?"

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

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