Making Friends

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 02/04/2014
  • Views: 6,542

The contestants on a counterintuitive reality show have a tough time understanding the rules of the game. (1:21)

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- I'M NOT HERETO MAKE FRIENDS.

- I AIN'T GONNA MAKEONE FRIEND.

- I'M JUST HERE TO WIN.I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.

- OKAY.

- NO.

YOU'RE HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.

MAKING FRIENDSIS THE NAME OF THIS SHOW.

- ♪ YOU AND ME FOREVER

- OKAY, I GOT TO LOOK OUTFOR NUMBER ONE.

- OKAY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

YOU WOULD LOSE IF YOU LOOK OUTFOR NUMBER ONE.

- HEY, LOOK, DUDE,THAT'S YOUR OPINION.

- DOES ANYBODY KNOWWHAT WE'RE DOING HERE?

- I LOCKED DOWN PLANS,CHICKS, GUYS.

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWTHIS WAS A COMPETITION.

JUST SAW A SIGNFOR MAKING FRIENDS

AND THOUGHT THAT WOULDBE COOL.

- YOU SEE, THIS WOULD BEA GOOD TIME TO MAKE A FRIEND.

- I'M JEFF, BY THE WAY.JEFF.

- HOW ARE YOU?- OH.

- JEFF.HEY.

JEFF.HOW ARE YOU?

- IF ANYONE WILL BE FRIENDSWITH JEFF,

THEY WILL--THEY WILL WIN A POINT.

- I'LL MAKE AN ALLIANCEWITH JEFF.

- GREAT.

- BUT I WILL STAB HIMIN THE BACK.

- THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE.EITHER WAY, WE HAD A FRIENDSHIP.

- DOES ANYONE GOFOR A LIGHT LUNCH WITH JEFF?

- CHICKEN SALAD.

- THIS NETWORK WILL GIVE YOU1 MILLION CASH DOLLARS.

A LOT OF NOS.- YEAH, WHAT ABOUT TAXES?

- I'LL PAY 'EM.

LOOK, LET ME JUST SAY,YOU KNOW,

EVEN THOUGHI GOT VOTED OFF FIRST,

I FEEL LIKE I MADE FRIENDSFOR A LIFETIME.

- ♪ YOU AND ME FOREVER - [whistling]

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