Brian Regan - Yoga Made Impossible

CC Presents: Brian Regan Season 3, Ep 14 09/08/2000 Views: 47,464

Brian Regan figured that yoga was easy, but he was quickly disappointed. (1:53)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.I WANT TO DO SOMETHING EASY.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING,YOU KNOW.

I THOUGHT YOGA WAS EASY.

I WENT OUTAND I BOUGHT A YOGA VIDEOTAPE.

I BOUGHTTHE BEGINNER'S YOGA TAPE.

I COULDN'T DO ANYTHINGIN THE WHOLE HOUR, NOTHING.

JUST--JUST FAST-FORWARDING.

"NOPE, CAN'T DO THAT.

"CAN'T DO THAT.CAN'T DO THAT.

I KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT."

THIS WOMAN, LIKE,IN A SOOTHING VOICE,

"SIMPLY TAKE THE BOTTOMOF YOUR RIGHT FOOT

"AND PLACE IT ON THE SMALLOF YOUR BACK.

[laughter]

"NOW TAKE YOUR LEFT LEG,

"THROW IT OVER THE BACKOF YOUR NECK LIKE A SCARF,

AND BREATHE."

I CAN'T BREATHE.

THEY HAD A THINGCALLED THE RELAXATION POSE,

WHICH I COULDN'T EVEN DO.

WHAT KIND OF SHAPE AM I IN,I CAN'T RELAX?

I COULDN'T DO IT.

"IT'S TIMEFOR THE RELAXATION POSE.

"KNEEL DOWN ON THE FLOOR

"WITH YOUR TOESPOINTED BACK BEHIND YOU.

SIT DOWN ON YOUR HEELSAND RELAX."

[laughter]

I CAN HEARMY FEET BONES CRACKING.

RELAX.

IF SHE REALLY WANTED METO RELAX, SHE SHOULD SAY,

"GO GET YOUR FAVORITE PILLOW,CURL UP ON THE COUCH,

"THROW THIS TAPE AWAY,

AND RELAX.RELAX."