T.J. Miller - Driver's License Photo Pt. 2

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After describing the lengths he went to in order to have a funny driver's license picture, T.J. Miller reveals the photo. (1:44)

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SO I WENT ALL THE WAY THROUGH

AND I GAVE HIM MY STUFFAND I WAS LIKE, "HERE YOU GO!"

WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHY I CHANGEDMY VOICE, I DIDN'T NEED TO,

I GUESS I JUSTTHOUGHT IT MATCHED,

BUT THE GUY IN THE PHOTOGRAPHYLINE--THIS IS ALL TRUE--

HE WASN'T EVEN LOOKING,HE WAS ON THE COMPUTER,

AND WHEN HE LOOKED UPAND SAW MY FACE,

I SWEAR TO GOD,HE WENT LIKE THIS, HE GOES,

(gasps and shudders)

NOW, I REALIZE THAT I'M THE ONECREATING THE MISCHIEF HERE,

BUT IF YOUR REFLEXIVE REACTION

TO A STRANGE-LOOKINGINDIVIDUAL

IS (gasps and shudders)

PERHAPS DON'T WORK IN THEPHOTOGRAPHY SECTION...

OF THE DMV.

SO MY PAPERWORK WASALL IN ORDER, HE--

ALL HE COULD SAY WAS, "OKAY,GO STAND BEHIND THE WHITE LINE,"

AND AS I TURNED,I BEGAN TO LAUGH

AND I HAD TO COMPOSE MYSELF,

BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THAT THEONLY THING THAT HE CAN SAY TO ME

WHEN IT CAME TIME TO TAKEA PHOTOGRAPH WAS,

"SMILE."

AND I REALIZEDTHAT THIS GUY...

WHEN HE SMILES,CAN LOOK REAL WEIRD.

SO I GOT READY TO TAKETHE PHOTOGRAPH, YOU KNOW,

I STOOD BEHIND THE WHITE LINE,I WAS LIKE...

THE GUY'S LIKE,"OKAY, YOU ALL SET?"

I'M LIKE--

HE'S LIKE, "OKAY, SMILE."

PFF! AND THAT'S WHAT'S ON MYCALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE.

(cheers and applause)

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