Uncensored - Tim Thomerson - Teenagers Doing Shakespeare

Tim Thomerson & Johnny Steele Season 1, Ep 0164 02/24/1992 Views: 2,035

It is not recommended that you see this year's Hermosa Beach High theatrical production. (1:40)

I JUST GOT A CALLFROM MY FUTURE EX-WIFE.

( laughter )

YEAH, WELL, SHE WANTEDTO GET INTO WOMEN'S LIB

SO I SAID, "FINE, YOU SLEEPIN THE WET SPOT.

IT'S ALL STICKY DOWN THERE."

OKAY, OKAY, BUT STRAIGHTEN OUTTHAT DAMN HAIR PIECE.

I GOT THIS TEENAGE KID, AND...

ANYBODY GOTANY TEENAGE KIDS OUT THERE?

( silence )

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

( laughter )

( valley dude accent: )HE'S, LIKE, TEENAGE TERMINATOR.

PERMANENT SHOCK ISI CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND.

LIKE... ( straining )

( straining: )FUCK... YOU.

HONEY, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!

I GET MAYBE TWO WORDSOUT OF THE GUY.

LIKE, ( strains ),"BATTING CAGES!"

( laughter )

"AND THRUSTER, MAN."

( laughter )

SO MY KID GOESTO HERMOSA BEACH HIGH, RIGHT?

AND SO ALL THESEBLOND-HEADED NAZI SURFERS

START DOING SHAKESPEARE, RIGHT?

( laughter )

SO I GO TO THE PLAY,AND MY KID, YOU KNOW

AND HE'S... JUST LIKE HE'SJUST SO WIRED AND SLURPY--

"FUCK YOU, JOCK!"

SON, DON'T BLOW THE LINE,OKAY, JUST SAY THE...

( as son: )"NEWS, LADS, THE WORDS ARE DONE

THE DESPERATE TEMPESTHATH SO BEING THE TURKS."

( laughter )

"HOW IS THIS SOWHEN MICHAEL CASSIO

"LIEUTENANT TOTHE WARLIKE MOOR OTHELLO

"FOR HER POOR BLIND SONAND HEIR, YOUNG ADAM

"CUPID, YE THAT SHOT SO THIN

WHEN KING COPHETUA LOVEDTHE BEGGAR WENCH."

( laughter )

"ALAS, POOR YORICK,I KNEW HIM WELL

HE WAS A... RAD DUDE!"

( laughter )