Paul Gilmartin - Good Ol' Days

CC Presents: Paul Gilmartin Season 8, Ep 25 05/27/2004 Views: 2,311

A kid in footy pajamas can rule the world. (1:38)

Paul Gilmartin: I MISS BEING

A KID SOMETIMES.

DO YOU MISS THAT INNOCENCE YOU

USED TO HAVE?

SO MANY MYSTERIES LEFT TO LIFE.

YOU WEREN'T JADED.

YOU BELIEVED PEOPLE.

A MAN'S GOING TO COME DOWN THE

CHIMNEY AND GIVE ME GIFTS.

[LAUGHTER]

NOW WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF

BITTER OLD [BLEEP] DRIVING

AROUND, WAITING TO DIE.

YEAH, [BLEEP] YOU, TOO!

YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN MY LANE.

OH, LOOK, OH, LOOK.

I CUT YOU OFF.

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

THAT'S RIGHT.

I BEAT YOU.

I WIN.

I'M A WINNER.

I'M VERY HAPPY.

I'M VERY HAPPY.

YEAH.

MY LIFE'S GREAT.

I'M VERY SUCCESSFUL.

[LAUGHTER]

I MISS FOOTIE PAJAMAS?

REMEMBER FOOTIE PAJAMAS?

MAN, YOU RULED THE EARTH IN

YOUR FOOTIE PAJAMAS THAT WAS

BOOGEY-PROOF ARMOR, YOUR

FOOTIE PAJAMAS.

COME ON, BOOGEYMAN.

BRING IT ON, MOTHER[BLEEP].

[LAUGHTER]

I GOT MY FOOTIE PAJAMAS!

YOU WERE SEALED AT THE NECK,

THE WRIST, THE ANKLES.

[LAUGHTER]

POSSIBLE ATTACK THROUGH THE

POO PATCH.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

VERY UNLIKELY.

NOT A FAVORED BOOGEY ROUTE.

DEFINITELY AN ALTERNATE HIGHWAY

ON THE COOTIE MAP, BUT YOU HAD

TO KEEP IT COVERED.

YOU HAD TO KEEP MOVING, WHICH

WASN'T A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU

WENT NUTS WHEN YOU PUT ON YOUR

FOOTIE PAJAMAS.

SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING YOUR

FEET ENCLOSED TURNED YOU INTO

A SPAZZ.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU COULD BE DEAD TIRED,

READY TO GO TO SLEEP.

YOU PUT THOSE BABIES ON,

IT WAS TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL.

[LAUGHTER]

GOT MY FOOTIE PAJAMAS ON.

GOT MY FOOTIE PAJAMAS ON.

HIT THAT WAX FLOOR.

SHING!

BOOM!

[LAUGHTER]

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOUR

FOOTIE PAJAMAS ARE COMING INTO

FOCUS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]